johnbethwick

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im on some shit u couldnt fathom

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@voidestrux

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am i more dalai lama cancer or oj simpson cancer

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hispanic people seem actually a little scared of white people in my experience

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what i do for work is not easy but also the easiest thing in the world

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so many photos in las vegas

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babe its just john bethwick dont worry

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theres a napping epidemic in this city

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b4 i was the shit, i could make ya girl go

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lisa mona mona lisa

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i write films

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i take photos

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gonna have it your way or nothing at all

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the fairest trade in all the land..

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fuck you im pure

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pee

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wanna see me go

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what the fuck r u doing having ur employees look fat

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skinny jeans/slacks will never look like they belong on a man

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every nice restaurant u eat at is basically nazis feeding you just following orders