Bastard

professional

[Bastard @Dovasim]

A chat of the ages

[Bastard @Dovasim]

It's 1pm on a Tuesday so that means Cally gets a Subway

[Bastard @Dovasim]

I got the vision but it chuckle vision

[Bastard @Dovasim]

Everyone hates this Kim Jong Un fella but every video I see of the guy has his people applauding him

[Bastard @Dovasim]

You can just walk into a Starbucks and sit down, they won't kick you out

[Bastard @Dovasim]

Would put my life on the line for Scrub Daddy

[Bastard @Dovasim]

If smoking wasn't cool, no one would do it

[Bastard @Dovasim]

I'll master mandarin before I learn how to spell restraunt

[Bastard @Dovasim]

Brb

[Los Angeles Lakers @Lakers]

Five years later, we remember greatness. #ThankYouKobe

[LF @LF_1906]

Radio 1 Dance announcing the death in the only proper way.

[Bastard @Dovasim]

https://t.co/k8CPkyepQV

[🥖kekeflipnote🥖 @Kekeflipnote]

Strange cats 🐾

[Bastard @Dovasim]

@DistortBot @jakeohara97_ Well that flopped

[Bastard @Dovasim]

I paid all that money to get a Ring doorbell and everyone just knocking 🤠

[Justin🦩Boldaji @justinboldaji]

Yesss my wife showed me her tits

[𝐃𝐄𝐕𝐎𝐍™ @Devon_OnEarth]

It's so cool that we have like 9 years of climate left and a whole bunch of the biggest dip shits alive have chosen now to go all in on selling art that you can only purchase by leaving a truck idling in the desert for 5 days

[Matt Post @MattPostSaysHi]

how in the fuck is it March 16th