J D

we don’t always get to enjoy the shade of the trees we plant

[Mac @GoodPoliticGuy]

we’re completely unprepared for what’s coming

[Amy Zimmer @oneamyzimmer]

Just once I’d like to see her win

[J D @DoveyJay]

@dollnextdoor ART

[Carey O'Donnell @ecareyo]

I’m a guidance counselor at the Euphoria high school. I eat lunch in my car and have night terrors.

[Lauren Bonner @laurenybonner]

Cleaning the house takes all day every day

[clit skylark @1richcinco]

at first I was like “fuck everybody” as a joke...but bro I don’t think it’s a joke anymore

[wild milk @_wildmilk]

lmaooo this was a legitimate email my sister sent to a college professor when she forgot to submit a paper whilst drunk at a darty. like can you imagine reading this with sober eyes????

[meg @bymeg]

i’m

[z @feralcapricorn]

gaslighting is not a synonym for lying you are all so annoying

[ellie schnitt @holy_schnitt]

I can’t believe 12 years ago I was dancing around my bedroom to love story and now here I am again

[Cody Wimmer @Cody_Wimmer]

BREAKING: Amelia Bedelia has escaped with large quantities of the Covid vaccine after being told to “Take the vaccine”

[jamie @gnuman1979]

This made me laugh.

[i can be your long lost pal @PallaviGunalan]

if i could have dinner with anyone dead or alive i would prefer to be dead

[Jonathan Slavin (he, him, they, them) @slavin_jonathan]

Hard not to remember that a violin vigil for Elijah McClain got tear gassed.

[Eunique Jones Gibson @eunique]

This is what “stand back and stand by” looks like...

[🫵🏾 @JustChat__]

You can’t even do this shit on GTA

[kelly @BoyYeetsWorld]

maybe the real stimulus check was the friendship we made along the way