Dov C

poor quality low quantity

[Dov C @DovKaufman]

Ok but what am I supposed to dry the dry rack on

[Dov C @DovKaufman]

Is 0 an even number? It’s certainly not odd

[Dov C @DovKaufman]

she’s a 10 but she doesn’t have a microwave

[Dov C @DovKaufman]

The reason that i look like this 🐎🦵🏻 🧗‍♂️

…and you look like that 🐷👎🏼💩

Is because i take the stairs, and you take the escalator

[Dov C @DovKaufman]

Was anyone else given the impression as a child that turning on the light in the back seat would result in the car blowing up?

[Dov C @DovKaufman]

@shaqoftheseus i wanna see u get a victory royal

[Dov C @DovKaufman]

@shaqoftheseus ☝🏻if sartre isn’t in S tier I will be unsubscribing

[Dov C @DovKaufman]

@shaqoftheseus #DROPTHELINK

[Dov C @DovKaufman]

I gotta introduce my man Duane Read to self checkout machines

[Dov C @DovKaufman]

@shaqoftheseus what I would do to meet u IRL🥵

[Dov C @DovKaufman]

Also, about ur father, why doesn’t he like mint chocolate chip?

[Dov C @DovKaufman]

Que tal

[Dov C @DovKaufman]

Perfection is perception

[Dov C @DovKaufman]

‘Place in room temp water’, ok so now i need to figure out both the temp of the room AND the water

[Dov C @DovKaufman]

@Thomasconlin17 I don’t think was ever a question. Nelson is fucked

[Dov C @DovKaufman]

@Jake17064986 You’re cooking 100%

[Dov C @DovKaufman]

What compelled me to write this

[Dov C @DovKaufman]

Ever feel like you could just hop in a lagoon and tango with an anaconda?

[Dov C @DovKaufman]

I can finally quintitask! Yall r so fricked

[Dov C @DovKaufman]

You see a quarter, I see 8 minutes in the dryer

[Dov C @DovKaufman]

@rataliewhite Cmon now it’s Charlie, Xander, Drew, Carson. Easy.