anabelle bronstein

my best friend leslie said oh she’s just being miley

[anabelle bronstein @lacieeefo]

my toxic trait? buying a fun pasta shape every time I see it, regardless of how much pasta I already have at home

[serena shahidi @glamdemon2004]

Sometimes an ig reel is funny but I can’t like it because I see which heads are floating above the like button and know I CANNOT be in company like that.

[pprreezzoohh @pprreezzoohh]

so much had to happen for us to get here. this is one of the most beautiful tweets of all time

[anabelle bronstein @lacieeefo]

She’s my mother god

[Film Updates @FilmUpdates]

Amanda Seyfried photographed at #TIFF by Myles Pettengill for @InterviewMag

(https://t.co/UUtlkMBzRD)

[tweet deleter @BrittanytB]

When pets use pillows as pillows

[r @6ffside]

watching baseball in person and trying to find the strike zone without the little box you see on tv

[eric eidelstein @ericeidelstein]

Sue me I want to be wanted

[seraphina @seraphfem]

me with sudoku #OldBitchesWinning

[ave @baddienextdoorr]

how conversations sound with my friends after we get out the cinemas

[dl stud @pistoIwhips]

Everyday in September U wake up in a cold sweat like omfg who’s birthday is it

[Coastal Elite @polarctrl]

The concept of Jen Shah knowing about this before the rest of us

[kyle @kyle4prezident]

“stella lefty” “ella langley” “igby rigney”

[ms.poopclapper @oregonstatepoop]

me as a mom:
“honey please put away your shoes before i kill myself, do you want mommy to kill herself?”

[lex updog @niceupdog]

dolly parton will return as a hurricane to destroy the white house

[ugh @ughfinewhatever]

parents love asking if you’re working today

[damon 💬 @damonwishes]

when i get to the part in brand new chanels where she's referencing beat up chanels

[Whitney Rose News and Updates @WildBarlow5]

she threw that wig in the air and ran under it

[Meg @heirmeg]

at marshalls, who need a true religion portable charger