Mike D

Living one day at a time

[WCVB-TV Boston @WCVB]

Dozens reported dead in possible gas attack in Syria https://t.co/iZ9afb1kHe

[Bill Maher @billmaher]

Wow, when I read about Trump's plan to execute drug dealers today, I said to myself "Today he became the president." Of the Phillipines

[Real Time with Bill Maher @RealTimers]

FRIDAY: @BillMaher will be LIVE with NOLA Mayor @MitchLandrieu @chrislhayes @monacharenEPPC @MalcolmNance + former @EPA administrator @GinaEPA! Visit our blog for more info + submit a question for #RTOvertime: https://t.co/aEBzsKwWVL

[Real Time with Bill Maher @RealTimers]

#StartTheClock: @BillMaher is LIVE with @MitchLandrieu @GinaEPA @monacharenEPPC @chrislhayes + @MalcolmNance on #RealTime @HBO!

[Bill Maher @billmaher]

Republicans have to stop pretending that they hate it when celebrities give their political opinions. Please, you’re the party that made Ronald Reagan president! @GOP @FoxNews @NRA

[Bill Maher @billmaher]

All the news this week about the Trump family affairs & porn stars. This must be the breakdown of the family that conservatives warned us about if we allowed gay marriage.

[Joe Biden @JoeBiden]

My mother often reminded me that “bravery resides in every heart and some day it will be summoned.” Lt. Col. Arnaud Beltrame answered the call last Friday in France. Taking the place of a hostage and paying the ultimate price. His heroism and self-sacrifice must not be forgotten.

[March For Our Lives @AMarch4OurLives]

Watch LIVE as we #MarchForOurLives in the streets of Washington, DC to demand that we end gun violence and mass shootings in our schools and communities today https://t.co/BF03ou9P6N

[Bill Maher @billmaher]

if you think its bad now...Bolton reportedly will "clean house" of those disloyal to Il Duce, including HR McMasters holdovers, ie, last adults standing. BTW, HR McMasters also the name of the bar I got drunk at on St Patty's Day.

[Bill Maher @billmaher]

First Karen McDougal this week, now Stormy Daniels - poor Anderson Cooper hasn’t been made to think about pussy this much his entire life!

[Bill Maher @billmaher]

Michele Obama wanted us to lose weight by eating better - Trump has a different method: make us picture him having sex.

[Mike D @Dowd17D]

@nicolecurtis Been there done that

[Nicole Curtis @nicolecurtis]

Some people just can't get out of their own way :)

[March For Our Lives @AMarch4OurLives]

On March 24 we will take the streets of Washington DC and our communities across the country to #MarchForOurLives. Sign up at https://t.co/2m7ItdfFjV

[Bill Maher @billmaher]

Goodbye, Hope Hicks – you will always be an #AssKisserOfTheMonth.

[Real Time with Bill Maher @RealTimers]

FRIDAY: @BillMaher is back with @davidhogg111 @cameron_kasky @EricHolder @jmeacham + @amychua on #RealTime @HBO.

[Bill Maher @billmaher]

It is ironic that Trump was so dependent on Hope Hicks because his whole presidency was about giving hicks hope. #FatNixon #TrumpCrimeFamily

[Bill Maher @billmaher]

Wonder why Fake News resonates so much with Trump fans – because so much of it is fake. Just nonsense made to keep you perpetually offended with an endless stream of ‘controversies' that aren’t controversial.

[Bill Maher @billmaher]

"We want Americans to stop being afraid of demanding our politicians to take action. They work for us, we don't work for them." - @Cameron_Kasky @DavidHogg111 @AMarch4OurLives #NEVERAGAIN #NRABloodMoney

[Bill Maher @billmaher]

Wow, Oscars are different this year. On the red carpet they’re asking the men “Who are you fearing?”