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[Rowdy @dowdyrowdy]

@sonicinsomnia @SoxBooth @RedSox @WillFlemming @middlebrooks He is insufferable. Can’t overstate what a massive drop off we have from legendary Joe C. Unfortunate!

[NOBUNAGA🇯🇵🏯_夏樹蒼依 @japan_nobunaga]

I needed to move a sofa.

I mentioned this to an American. He said, "You know anybody with a truck?"

I did not know anybody with a truck.

He looked at me with real concern. Not pity. Concern. The way you look at a man who has told you he does not have a name.

"You gotta know somebody with a truck."

I asked how one acquires such a person.

He said, "You just do."

This is the third time I have received that answer in this country. It is the answer to everything here. You just do. There is no process. There is only the eventual fact of having.

He said, "Ask Kevin."

I do not know a Kevin. He said Kevin like I should. He said it the way you say a shared uncle.

I met Kevin four days later. Kevin owns a truck. Kevin does not own a truck for himself. Nobody owns a truck for themselves. Kevin owns a truck for a fifteen mile radius.

Inside I said: THIS MAN HAS TAKEN A VOW. HE DID NOT ANNOUNCE IT. HE SIMPLY PURCHASED A BED AND ACCEPTED THE CONSEQUENCES.

Kevin arrived on Saturday. He brought the truck. He also brought a second man.

I had not asked for a second man.

The second man's name is Tony. Tony came because Kevin came. Tony did not know me. Tony did not ask what we were moving. Tony brought gloves.

They moved the sofa in eleven minutes.

I offered them money. Both of them laughed at the same time, which felt rehearsed and was not.

I asked what I owed them.

Kevin said, "Buy the pizza."

That is the price. That is the entire economy. The truck costs one pizza and the pizza is not negotiable and the pizza is also not expensive and everyone knows what size.

Inside I said: THE FEE IS FIXED ACROSS THE ENTIRE NATION AND WAS SET BY NO ONE.

We ate on the floor because the sofa was against the wall and none of us wanted to be the first to sit on it.

Tony told me his daughter plays soccer. I asked if she is good. He said, "She's aggressive."

I still think about that.

Three weeks later, Kevin texted me.

"You free Sunday? Helping Tony move a fridge."

He did not ask if I wanted to. He informed me of a fridge.

Inside I said: I HAVE BEEN CALLED UP. I DID NOT ENLIST. THE PAPERS WERE FILED ON MY BEHALF.

I went. I moved the fridge. I have no truck. I contributed only arms.

Afterward, a man I had never met asked me if I knew anybody with a truck.

I said, "Yeah, I got a guy."

I have a guy.

I am somebody's guy now, too. Tony has told two people about me.

He describes me as "the guy who's strong for his size."

I have never been prouder of a sentence in my life.

[Degen CPA @DrewVento]

Me with my 14 hours of screen time a day judging a 7 year old with an iPad

[RedditCFB @RedditCFB]

It’s really cool how they found a way to include all 3 hosts in the World Cup Final:
🇺🇸 Stadium in New Jersey
🇨🇦 Noxious smoke from Canadian wildfires
🇲🇽 Explosive diarrhea parasite from Mexico

[Simpsons Daily Glavins 🏴‍☠️🇺🇲 @simpsons_DG]

The World Cup!! ⚽️

#usavbelgium #worldcup

[mariana Z @mariana057]

Parenting is buying 6 yogurts and watching them all get eaten In one day.

Then buying 12 yogurts and watching them expire because, “Nobody likes yogurt.”

[Rowdy @dowdyrowdy]

@saultiy It’s like playing on ice

[Ed Bradford @Fullcarry]

Appropriate that Greenspan dies at par

[Chivo Infante @chivoinmortal]

Maradona si hubieran existido las pausas de hidratación en México 86.

[BaseballHistoryNut @nut_history]

This gets funnier everytime I watch it. If you don’t see it the first time, watch it again. Funniest thing you’ll watch today

[Freddy🇩🇪 @FreddyLA7]

DUDE LMAO THIS IS A GAS STATION😭😭😭

[kyle @RicharlisonSZNx]

I can’t believe we survived this

[Spurs Song Sheet 🎶🏟 🤍💙Home of Tottenham Chants @SpursSongSheet]

💃

[Spurs Army @SpursArmyTweets]

Five minutes of Tottenham away ole ole. 🥰

[doomer @uncledoomer]

how it feels to have just polished off a 30 rack with your boys in the garage after a day of breaking shit when you see the headlights coming up the driveway of your girlboss breadwinner wife's mercedes GLS

[Rowdy @dowdyrowdy]

@SIRIUSXM @GreenDay Bring back Faction Punk!!!!

[FreeElChapo @cloutpriest]

Billy, this is Tiger Woods. He has amassed 15 major championships, is tied for the most PGA Tour wins, and has spent over a dozen years as the world’s number one golfer. His only defect is he cannot operate a motor vehicle.