imitation crab meat rangoon

sadly an adult

[Khristina @Khristina]

Per league source, the WNBA is not taking declarations by former NBA players for the ‘27 WNBA Draft seriously. Source called them attempts to “sow division and chaos” by “bad-faith actors.” Nothing is imminent; league will follow its process and not let outside noise dictate it.

[Reaves’ Seed @ReavesSeed]

HAHAHAHAHA THE WNBA KNOWS ROYCE WHITE AND ENES KANTER ARE LOSERS IM GLAD THEY STANDING ON BUSINESS AND NOT LETTING THEIR GRIFT MESS UP THE LEAGUE!!! TRANS RIGHTS ON TOP YOU LOSERS 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈

[n@alie @HORMONEABUSER]

pleaseeeee touch base with me bro PLEEEAAASSEE BRO i NEED to circle back right now bro

[Ari🪷 @arikoyarii]

i flirt but in an autistic way. i’ll ask about your interests and maybe try to engage in them. but i also do the same thing when making friends and only i know the difference

[Matt Lanza @mattlanza]

“Leave it as it is. You cannot improve on it. The ages have been at work on it, and man can only mar it.” - Teddy Roosevelt (Republican)

[ً @artfuIchaos]

Scaring the hoes by being too genuine.

[Big Nate Season 2 @ndogid]

I think the move is switching up on my day ones for bad pussy

[imitation crab meat rangoon @downbadatmath]

I’m a sheep that was bitten by a wolf and ran into a cave. The cyclopses live there, and I know I’ll starve to death if I don’t leave, but I refuse to risk a wolf again

[White Fellas For Kamala 2026 @BeigeFrequency]

There are unironically more cis men trying to compete in women's sports as a bit than trans women legitimately trying to lmao.

[AEVØN ™⚡ @fwaevon]

Nobody talks about how "parking" used to cost quarters. Now it's $8/hour, requires an app, won't take cash, and charges you a $2 "convenience fee" to pay digitally. You're paying a tech tax to leave your car in a painted rectangle. Public space has been monetized into oblivion.

[Betsey @Betsycashmoney]

Hmmm... this is certainly a shocking development... 🤔

So Trump's DOJ & Trump's SEC are investigating brand new Lakers owner Mark Walter & Guggenheim Partners, and now suddenly Walter is selling the Lakers to Trump's family member...? 🧐

[phantom bride @PHANT0MBRlDE]

being a native texan n hearing dont mess with texas all my life then seeing this happen is like fuck man this shit aint fkn right

[Ed Rose @ESRosebud]

(bit a woman/antisemitic remarks)

[NOT Potato Bolshevik @NotPotBol]

It is funny how defund the police never actually happened anywhere and people are pretending like it went too far.

[phantom bride @PHANT0MBRlDE]

i learned yesterday that big bend is the certified largest dark sky on earth. this is what they’re destroying. this is what texas is losing, what the world is losing.

[⋆.✧⋆. kıηнє ℒℯ𝓃𝒶.⋆✧⋆ @kimhelena__]

odeio a sensação de tomar álcool e sentir que se eu não beijar dentro de 15 minutos o chão em que piso irá desmoronar

[Pugmane🐾 🐛 🥫 @pugmane]

MCU ain’t touching X-men politics with a ten foot pole. Magneto is going to be from Connecticut.

[vicky ☕ @a24victoire]

how about a coming-of-age movie about starting university at age 26

[shy fawkes @butterbooter]

love is beautiful even when it’s sad. when it’s tiring. even when it’s hopeless. it’s the only thing I can think of that can look that stunning in the dimmest light

[Clov! 🍉 2 : Esto es personal @clovxmoon]

Ojo con los q se creen Spiderman