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panera will kill me | 20 |

[beagle scout @hotchilitofu]

please make it legal for customer service employees to challenge customers in hand to hand combat please

[HanSue Gloger @hansuewilson]

When Pooh said “I thought you’d know where my friends are”
& Christopher Robin: “how am I supposed to know? I haven’t thought of them in 30 years”
Pooh responded with “well, we think of you everyday.”

I GASPED

I FELT THAT

Think of the people who think of you.

[megs @Downfall_UsAll]

FUCK YOU

[Lindsey♡ @off2w0nderland]

https://t.co/rViamEO58j

[charlotte @CharlotteCrook2]

Carried 3 desserts over to a table for a customer to say ‘Yh we actually ordered 2 cappuccinos with that’ RigHT I must of accidentally left them in the kitchen along with my 3rd arm Brian

[sssss @suckmysouI]

i hate that i’m so absent as a person. i don’t start conversations. i can barely maintain them. i’m so weary and spaced out all the time to the point where i can’t even keep up small talk and i’m just so disappointed in myself

[m. diane @cULTMOTHER]

told my boyfriend I was going to start my period and he said, "AGAIN??"

it's like, you know what, you're right, I'm cancelling my subscription.

[maeve ⋆ @shutupmaeve]

ladies imagine this:

it's 1985. you're going to be an actress, you're going to be a star, you're currently shaking your ass on white snakes car. you turn on the radio and it's springsteen, madonna (way before nirvana) there's U2 and blondie and music still on MTV

[common sad girl @sadgirlkms]

when someone asks u “what do u like to do for fun” unexpectedly so u didnt have time to prep ur answers and now ur actually trying to think of the last time u felt joy

[Prue @RandallPrue]

You a cheater aren’t ya? https://t.co/QhfvAcEPiG

[☾ cowboy brainrot☽ @RaineBernard]

you might like getting choked but sea turtles don’t so keep your FUCKIN plastic out of the ocean.

[Grace🌼 @Grace__Mc]

I'm sorry to anyone who encounters me while I'm stressed. That bitch is not me lmao

[la bella vita @drugproblem]

gwen stefani was right when she said this shit is bananas