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It's Hard to Conceive - an "R-rated Dr. Seuss" book about #infertility, #TTC, and some very frustrated Sperm and Eggs.

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Oh snap, we made #Bestseller status on #Amazon!

#downthefntubes #infertility #infertilityhumor #kindle

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Actual footage of a c-section. #downthefntubes #crumbshot #bread #breadart #breadscoring #sourdough #sourdoughbread #sourdoughbaking

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medics must stay with their patient. They may be there for an hour or so, meaning if you call 911 there may not be an ambulance available to respond because they are with their patient waiting for a bed to open up in the ER. @latimes @CNN @MSNBC @NYtimes #wearamask

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From my nurse friend in Merced, CA: It's nuts right now, 6 hour waiting times in my ER. When an ICU runs out of beds, the overflow is kept in the ER, taking up ER beds to treat emergencies. When an ambulance arrives and there are no beds available in the ER,

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@CustardScream @Veronic11178021 @chrissyteigen @SandsUK ❤️

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@chrissyteigen It’s a grief no one can prepare you for. Thank you for the permission to not grieve alone. 💔

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Link in profile.

#downthefntubes #1in8 #saythefword #infertilityawareness #ttc #ttccommunity #ttcsisters #ttcjourney #fertility #infertilitysucks #fuckinfertility #ivf #resolve #niaw

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Anxiety. Depression. Shame. Nothing is certain. Treatments r postponed bc of #covid19. For #NationalInfertilityAwarenessWeek, from 4/20-24, Down the F'n Tubes ebook is free. For anyone who needs to hear ur not alone. (and great for that fertile friend or family doesn't get it).

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Saw this on my walk and had to share. Thank you for staying home. Thank you to all essential workers!
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#coronavairus #covid19 #essentialworkers

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12 days of infertile Christmas begins!
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#downthefntubes #1in8 #ttc #ttccommunity #ttcsisters #fertility #ttcjourney #infertility #infertilitysucks #infertilityawareness #ivf #infertilitymemes #infertilityhumor… https://t.co/2IYBlI7Pnm

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What a perv.
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#elfonashelf #downthefntubes #1in8 #ttc #infertility #infertilitysucks #ivf #infertilitymemes #infertilityhumor #ttchumor #fuckinfertility #christmas #ttccommunity #ttcsisters #fertility… https://t.co/JoY0aOOYkk

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My book is now available in Canada— just in time for your holiday shopping. It’s a great gift to yourself or your TTC sister.
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#downthefntubes #1in8 #ttc #fertility #infertility #infertilitysucks… https://t.co/ZehugqRYzr

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T'is the season! 🎄
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#downthefntubes #1in8 #ttc #fertility #infertility #infertilitysucks #infertilityawareness #ivf #infertilitymemes #infertilityhumor #ttchumor #fuckinfertility #christmas #carols #christmascarols https://t.co/ieTttAAjLY

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No problem. I’ll just submit my tampons to the state clerk!
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#pennsylvania #deathcertificate #uterus #eggs #downthefntubes #1in8 #saythefword #infertility #infertilityawareness #ttc #fertility #infertilitysucks… https://t.co/fTMF2RhXxR

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Who is excited for Thanksgiving?!
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Seriously though, don't ask. Just because someone tells you about going through infertility treatment doesn't mean you're entitled to updates. Updates are on our own terms.… https://t.co/kUJOeAKyts

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Just 🛑 ✋!
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#knowyouraudience #keepit100 #keepitreal #downthefntubes #infertilityhumor #ttchumor #infertility #ivf #ttc #ttccommunity #ttcsisters #infertilitysucks #ttcjourney #fuckinfertility #1in8… https://t.co/R8mcV37pvn

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Nothing sexier than "timed relations". Anyone else have reminders that say something like "Tuesday, 10pm. Sex"?
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#sex #sexy #intercourse #downthefntubes #1in8 #infertility #infertilityawareness #ivf #ttc… https://t.co/8jIjd9vTda

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Just because I'm infertile doesn't make me your free babysitter, Karen.
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#meangirls #karen #downthefntubes #1in8 #infertility #infertilityawareness #ivf #ttc #ttccommunity #ttcsisters #fertility… https://t.co/Tfenp6xVbl

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Dear Great Pumpkin: please bring me a baby this season.
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#greatpumpkin #charliebrown #linus
#downthefntubes #1in8 #infertility #ivf #ttc #ttccommunity #ttcsisters #fertility #infertilitysucks #infertilityhumor… https://t.co/Ttc6tjuAuE