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I think women and men should be equal? 🤷🏼‍♀️ Avocado toast-eating pothead millennial buried in debt who sucks at adulting. Fuck the patriarchy. Eat the rich.

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“To #exes. May they always stay that way.” -Parks and Rec
#truerwords

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With the Covid shutdown a few years past now, I thankfully completely forget that Tiger King was a thing like 99.9999999% of time. Unfortunately, occasionally the media reminds me of it and its cultural hold at the time and then I’m viscerally angry for a bit.

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One of my roommates looks and dresses like a lumberjack and we share a wall and I really wanna know what he’s watching/doing right now cuz he’s in full belly lumberjack laughs mode and it’s honestly impossible to be sad overhearing it.🤣

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“If devastating facts and figures made a difference I would be eating a much different diet.” -Mr. Mayor the show that whatever network it’s on js failing to promote it properly cuz it’s really god and I’m only just hearing about late it in its second season

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“You should probably bring a flashlight too because the journey to the center of your brain’s no picnic” -Made For Love on @HBO, why you gotta call me out like that?! 🤪🤣😅

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Just discovered the show Mr. Mayor on Amazon’s FreeVee (formerly IMDB TV). Loving it so far. Favorite quote so far: “before I take your questions, I really want you to think about if your question is dumb.”

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Murcia. This is from a FB group I’m in. Is there any other country in the world where a 25-year old can be $150K in debt? Ugh. #americafuckyeah #america #studentloans #CancelStudentDebt

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I just want to find someone who looks at me like @olreid looks at any of his on-screen love interests. *swoon*

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Sorry not sorry? Ok I’m a little sorry.

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“Macy Greyhound or Tina Feyhound…” I would say greyhounds are one of my least favorite dog breeds (though I love all dogs at an unhealthy level so that’s not much of an insult) but now I want greyhounds just to name my hen that. Thanks @TedLasso 😂

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“I saw this place that was once a Pizza Hut AND a Taco Bell! The mind reels!”
-Michael, The Good Place

And now I’m going to bed thinking about how a Pizza Hut/Taco Bell combo is kinda my happy place but also being a little sad that combo seems to have gone out of style…

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I was typing that a whiskey was way too Smokey and my phone keeps capitalizing Smokey. What kind of fire safety liberal conspiracy is this?!

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Legit question cuz I was raised atheist: are many churches open 24 hours? Because in movies/TV characters are always bursting into churches late at night to pray and feel like that’s not a thing anymore. And honestly, was it ever?

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And on a side note, this picture does NOT do Leonidas Gulapatis justice. I watched the trailer and he’s way hot. But Lucy Hale still looks 18 and it’s disconcerting.

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Also, while browsing media, I came across this and at first I was really mad because it seemed like another 40-year-old dates a way too hot for him 18-year-old movie but apparently Lucy Hale is 32 and so now I’m just mad at how much older I look at 35 😂

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Wow. This is what @DiscoveryIncTV has become? It really is the end of times. If there was any hope that we could get people to believe in science again, I just lost it.

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Hhhmmmm… methinks thou dost protest too much… https://t.co/vVJHe3nw84

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This about sums up how I feel this morning.

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Better Off Ted is a severely underrated show, though I can’t say I’m surprised that @ABCNetwork (owned by Disney) did-literally-nothing-to-promote-and-then-cancelled a show that looks negatively at megacorporations but then why did they even pick it up in the first place?