kevin

i was complaining about breaking bad going off the air and my friend recommended a show called downtown abby

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2 episodes in my favorite character is bates, because even though we have oval heads and are kind of ugly, we FUCKING HAVE JOBS TO DO

[kevin @downtownabby]

everytime i ask myself "what is your fucking problem" i remember the answer is either a) you look like a pile of shit or b) you are a slave

[kevin @downtownabby]

i cant believe this fucking asshole in the library. hes lucky bates needs one leg to stand on because if hed had another one, ass=kicked

[kevin @downtownabby]

@missesvincent i have no idea who this is or what's going on. shut the fuck up when the dowager is talking.

[kevin @downtownabby]

two hot maids are going to bed and seem like theyre going to bang, but then they start talking about older, fatter people. bad show.

[kevin @downtownabby]

i would be ashamed too. im glad johnny carson is dead

[kevin @downtownabby]

i didnt understand why im supposed to care that carson used to be an entertainer, and then i realized he is johnny carsons father

[kevin @downtownabby]

impression of downtown abby person who wants somebody to walk their dog: "ooh heavens and so on. do not walk my dog! governor

[kevin @downtownabby]

oh wait, i get it. three bags of poison.

[kevin @downtownabby]

"i would like to give her three bags full preferably on a dark night" i dont get it what does that mean

[kevin @downtownabby]

i would totally bang all of the maids. i would bang the sisters too but the older ones make faces like they dont have vaginas

[kevin @downtownabby]

i just realized that "manchester" is like "diarrhea" because old ladies and sissies dont think its funny to talk about it at dinner

[kevin @downtownabby]

most of these people seem like they smell pretty good

[kevin @downtownabby]

OH SHIT A DUDE JUST WALKED RIGHT INTO THE LIBRARY. HES NOT SUPPOSED TO BE THERE. THIS SHIT IS THE WIRE OF DUDES GOING INTO THE LIBRARY

[kevin @downtownabby]

wait, which one is steve

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now im watching episode 2. im not sure that steve is a rapist. i dont think anybody even got raped yet.

[kevin @downtownabby]

now im not sure if i know how the twit . com works. what does the # thing do? i know you put a word after it. #likethis

[kevin @downtownabby]

episode 1 done. im going to keep watching because i want to see that rapist steve get whats comin.

[kevin @downtownabby]

i was surprised when the two guys started making out, because i realized all the guys hadnt been making out the whole time.

[kevin @downtownabby]

we all know that the rapist is gonna be that one butler, right? steve i think