Jakob

[Jakob @doxeymoron]

Today: The Houston Holy Trinity

[RedditCFB @RedditCFB]

World Cup hosts are guaranteed a bid. If we did the thing the British do and sent soccer teams for each state instead of the country, here’s what the 2026 48-team World Cup field might have looked like.

[Kyle Porter @KylePorterNS]

Argentina wins games in ways that would have ended friendships over FIFA in college.

[Bhawkmemes @bhawkmemes98]

Oh my god, there’s actually a chance. Back up the truck for Showtime Kyle. Literally no downside to a 1 year deal. Kaner can keep this team afloat while Bedard is out and then the two can cook together when he returns. This team desperately needs another weapon in the top 6, 88 is our best option at this point #Blackhawks

[Ace @mrAceBones]

Give kaner the c for a year or 2 before he retires and bring him home.

Season tickets skyrocket

Locker room vibes go up 100%

Guys get real leadership from a guy who has done it all.

No brainer @NHLBlackhawks

[United Soccer America @reformussoccer]

Concacaf and CONMEBOL are exploring a merger against the backdrop of a possible expansion to 64 teams for the 2030 World Cup.

What could a Pan-American 2030 qualification tournament look like?

There are 45 World Cup-eligible nations between the two confederations.

9 groups of 5 teams, in a UEFA-type tournament, makes a lot of sense. Here's what the seeding would look like based on the current FIFA rankings.

Pot 1 teams include: Argentina, Brazil, Colombia, Mexico, Uruguay, United States, Ecuador, Canada, and Panama. 5 from CONMEBOL and 5 from CONCACAF

Pot 2 teams include Paraguay, Venezuela, Chile, Peru, Costa Rica, Honduras, Jamaica, Bolivia, and Curacao. again 5 from CONMEBOL and 5 from CONCACAF.

The remaining 27 teams are all from CONCACAF.

[Colttt🇻🇦☧ @Milo_H4]

I want the state of New York to suffer as much in every possible way so they never elect someone this retarded again

[Caleb Hammer @sircalebhammer]

Whatttt the thing that has happened every time happen again whattttt

[RedditCFB @RedditCFB]

Spain is the last of the 6 flags standing over Texas.

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

Spain has beaten every team they’ve seen in this tournament

Except one

[RedditCFB @RedditCFB]

Guaranteed rematches all around.

[Billie @Billie_T]

That Porro extension saved us a very difficult few weeks

[NobletStrength @NobletStrength]

A change to MLS I would advocate for that will piss people off, but I think would be a huge win for the league and long-term USA player development. Add a 4th DP spot exclusively for USMNT eligible players. This would incentivize spending on American talent.

[Rob Usry @RobUsry]

Free marketing idea for MLS: More good soccer players allowed on rosters that aren't Inter Miami

[Hotspur Lane @HotspurLane]

#THFC have had a current player win the World Cup in the last TWO tournaments:

2018: Hugo Lloris 🇫🇷

2022: Cristian Romero 🇦🇷

If either Spain, England, or Argentina win this year’s tournament, Tottenham would become the FIRST EVER Premier League team to have 3 consecutive World Cup winners! 👏🏆

[Daniel @danielgothits]

America is literally being strangled to death by this

[United Soccer America @reformussoccer]

Nah, I want USA fans who are willing to wear a USA shirt the day after we get eliminated.

Through thick and thin.

[Tactical Manager @ManagerTactical]

So the chip in the ball detected the Croatian player’s hair vs Portugal but it didn’t work when the ball hit the freaken cable of the camera to favor England?

[Fußball Hank Hill 🇺🇲🇩🇪 @BayernAusBoston]

We gave MLS exactly what they wanted once. All the USMNT stars in Europe took an early retirement to MLS during their primes, every USMNT player was in MLS or Liga MX. They axed a foreign coach and replaced him with a member of the old boys club straight out of MLS. We got this

[Lawrence Dockery @ldock93]

I know we're all very upset about them going out without even a whimper, but I'll be damned if the six games from Senegal to Bosnia wasn't most fun I've had watching this team in forever.

Now, please, go out and capitalize on this momentum