Doxmartens

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[Doxmartens @doxmartens]

Try to tease her but I taser

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cut my life into peaches

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@funeraldyke Sorta seems like every corner of Knoxville is crawling with this shit according to you. Sorta seems like you have an eye for this kind thing huh….

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My roommate was making nasty bread loaf after loaf and asked if he should make more so I told him I don’t like bread. One of the biggest mistakes of my life. And now I have to admit to lying so I can eat bread again

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Call me on my beer foam

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And what if your cat was a piece of furniture in your house which room would in be in

[ирис @saltwatermp3]

How it feels to ride your bike

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Our swampy puss so good we’ve got 4 alligators chasing this golf cart #par3

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At the function feeling like a cellphone tower disguised a tree

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Last season of queer eye because they’re all getting euthanized

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@iluvtardigrades Audrey this is so real when I was a sad kid at Christian summer camp I was so obsessed with four leaf clovers that when I closed my eyes all I could see were clover patterns burned into my eyes

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Type shit

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If I had horses they would all say yay instead of nay because I would treat them so damn good

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Does anybody know if it’s cold to be a naysayer these days? #lank

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#everyone #info #information #utkarboretum

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You can tell you’re not wild at heart anymore when you don’t think 67 is funny. It just demonstrates how numbers (even the gee dee funny ones) are poison to you now. Due to… probably your fucking job right? Tax, bill, etc. #countingdollars #countingstars

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No that’s not smoke coming out my window I’m farting and driving

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@callabastard Retweet

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I got my tarot cards read and they told me I was gonna fucking die