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Just here to retweet shit 🐣

[eliz @eliza___v]

Something about calling a man a bitch

[L E S E D I @_Hybreed_]

When you finally do your laundry and all your top-tier clothes are back!

[Rick Zhampagne 🍁 ♊️ @RickZhampagne]

Shamea at her lawyer's office for a business meeting.

[Nene’s Forbidden Peach 🍑 @00MF0E]

Girl i'm not coming to your damn party. You are sick asf. Please move along enjoy #RHOA

[scar @imfat]

I love saying “sounds good” at work when i couldn’t care less

[loud mouth too @hhbackupone]

Girl i'm not coming to your damn party. You are sick asf. Please move along enjoy.

[Ramin Nasibov @RaminNasibov]

LinkedIn: You appeared in 25 searches!

Me: Why?
LinkedIn: Can’t say.

Me: By whom?
LinkedIn: It’s a secret

[☔ @Whotfismick]

when you take a nap so good you thought you missed the school bus but it's sunday and you're 41

[Ma @marcosagss]

Só imagino o Jerry me ligando para mais uma missão

[Emett 𐔌՞. .՞𐦯 @kermettp]

Me choosing to not sit with my coworkers so I can eat my lunch and watch my YouTube

[Omo Ade @MaxToks001]

at war with myself because i understand the potential i have

[♡⃝ @wine_x13]

what if the man doesn't want an abortion?"

Is the man pregnant??

[💗 @ma1ybe]

I was at my aunt’s house this morning. We were all having breakfast together when my uncle turned to his 15 y old daughter and said, “You should go change and put on something less revealing. My friends are coming over later, you know how it is.”.........I looked at him and said, “If your kids can’t wear shorts around some old men, then those men shouldn’t be allowed in your house.” Silence at the table.

[💭 @daemonthinker]

every time Daemon says we should kill someone he's right so can we please listen to him

[Yeonjun’s Left Pec @AmyAllanna]

I feel like this was the vision but the wig installation flopped 😭😭 so sorry fire your hair stylist #loveisland #LoveIslandUK

[Sophie Fox @sophiefox1]

WHO approved this???? #LoveIsland #LoveIsland #LoveIslandAftersun

[m ✰ @mar3uss]

Stole her crown and her wig the men in this show don’t give a fuck about nothing

[Nicky💕 @jas_d_barbie]

Adults having breakfast at a friend’s apartment before heading off to work is the biggest lie television ever told anyone.

[☔ @Whotfismick]

Realizing 11pm is no longer “early” it is a direct threat to my tomorrow