Doyle Maunder

My AI dad can beat up your AI dad.

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@PushinUpRoses I understand the feminine urge to get a tattoo, but, girl, wouldn’t it be better to just get a charm bracelet?

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@robbystarbuck I can't decide on whats more shameful
> being caught in an adulterous affair or
> Being caught at a Coldplay concert.

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@AMAZlNGNATURE How wives evolve

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@punishedmother Most of the working-class poor ("the workers") don't even take those days off to begin with.

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@charliekirk11 I had my employees take the day off because why not and also I'm not an asshole

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@avaricum777 I wonder how much of the demographics is due in part to delivery apps like Instacart, etc. It’s been years since I set foot inside a Costco once I discovered that I could get it delivered. I’ve no clue what the inside would look like today, nor any inclination to find out.

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@TailosiveTech This colorless ring is emblematic of all the empty promises that will be iOS 19.

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@aaronp613 All the color has been bled out, a fading empire.

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@TheCriticalDri2 Female cop as you reach inside the glove box for the proof of insurance she asked for.

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@privatetalky @BasicAppleGuy "Apple Intellijuntz. Betterer. Strongerer."

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@zollotech Apple is going to redesign iOS twice before fixing Siri.

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Seeing another post of AI anime slop

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@insanefrog Looks like he got himself in quite the pickle.

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@FischerKing64 Disney used to do this long ago and were one of the last studio holdouts to release their films on VHS. As a kid it was always a big deal when they rereleased them to the theater every few years

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@VDAREJamesK The handcuffs really tie the room together.

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@ihyomeo We’re getting gay Cheetos before gta 6

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@MurrayHillGuy1 2 years is plenty of time to build up a lot of animosity or indifference.

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@AuronMacintyre It has nothing to do with portraying masculinity. The only message conservatives have on offer is to be a woman's wage slave.

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@BehizyTweets A nice sentiment and a good way to manage the forests but lumber is only 10% of the raw costs of building which means if you doubled the supply and managed to half the price you’d only reduce the price of a house by 5%.

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@UltraLinx Exactly. An overpriced point and shoot meant for non professionals.

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@chrisman One day, you'll be instructed to place your open palm next to your HP printer. Amber text will be projected which reads, "Sorry, only HP branded toner is approved. Pinch fingers to subscribe." You'll remember Humane. Unburdened by what has been.