Steph Gumpel

Writer and Producer

[Steph Gumpel @doyoulikeitlike]

@rrkaplan Take your internet date!

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@Andrew__Logan Thank you so much for making time to speak to emerging writers at AFF! Your advice was invaluable.

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@juliensolomita if you do a vid with your dad you should both come up with a few minutes of stand up and have a bite to who was funnier

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I'm on an outdoor shoot right now and I'm so cold I just thought about going into the jacuzzi fully clothed.

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Whenever I see someone reading in public I assume it's a self help book. Cuz isn't every book a self help book...ya know...in a way?

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Tinder is likes bees choosing flowers by looking at pictures of flowers and reading flower profiles #vdaythoughts

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@lisadraws that's a way to do it! I'm gonna try it tomorrow

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You see people running in public for three reasons only, they're healthy, they're late, or their life is an utter chaos

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Me: I'm going on a vacation to get away from the Internet.
Mom: You can't, the Internet is everywhere.
Me: Damn mom, touché

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Note to self...get a therapy cat.

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Just hit level 11 of how 'LA' my life is...someone just brought in their therapy cat to my community shared workspace in Santa Monica.

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A homeless man motioned like he was using the force to open a door for me this morning. Jedi chivalry.

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Connections take time to form 🌉 https://t.co/7NhHLTMOTg

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When you don't need anything, you're free to love.

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Breakthrough. Chocolate and cheese have been best friends this whole time...fudge cheesecake, molé with cheese, Hershey's syrup on pizza.

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When you put two really chatty people together, what happens? Instant best friends? Or silent, making the space time continuum tear in half.

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PMS can be like a bad acid trip. It's THAT level of negative hallucinations. This is not an admission to having taken acid...a lot of acid.

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I rewired my speakers today and immediately blasted Peter Gabrial 'Solsbury Hill'. I have had few more triumphant moments in this life.

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What the f*** does bubbly mean?! happy? smiley? dumb? gassy? I request we please all stop using this adjective.

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@lisadraws @NYTHealth OMG. I had asthma as a kid and it went away right around the time I went to horse camp.