Deano

dreamer

[Deano @dozybowzer]

Nah wtf I marked on my form that I brought spices with me so at border control they asked me what spices and where did they come from and I said fajita seasoning from Tesco and the woman burst out laughing at me and told me they sell that in Australia and to move along hahahaha

[Deano @dozybowzer]

The government tell us to fuck ourselves everyday

[Irish Independent @Independent_ie]

Ireland now the most expensive country in the EU for housing, health, alcohol and electricity https://t.co/sGnSs383Dy

[Deano @dozybowzer]

My little brother made his communion last week and he never had the holy bread before and when he walked back to his seat he started gagging and spat it out into my hand and said it tasted like a gone off tayto crisp 🤣🤣🤣🤣 I had to make him chew it and swallow quickly ffs 🤦🏻‍♂️

[Hoops Crave @HoopsCrave]

Kanye West on wishing Kim the best:

"I can't wish her the best because she would end up with me"

[Deano @dozybowzer]

Retweeting this because our world is a dark place at the moment but you have to believe there is light at the end of the tunnel 🙏🏻 some guidance for people in need 🤝

[Deano @dozybowzer]

Suicide is a main cause of death in Ireland and it keeps increasing. I know how expensive private therapy can be so I’ve made a list of some of the things Ive learnt in therapy that helped me develop a healthier mindset and I hope it helps someone else that might need it 🙏

[sammy @biglittlerivera]

catherine o’hara please say sike right now

[Deano @dozybowzer]

Remember the episode in schitts creek when everyone started saying Moira rose was dead and she loved the attention because it was fake 😓

[SLAYER @slayer00kk]

@DiscussingFilm Catherine O’Hara appreciation post. The world just lost a national treasure

[Deano @dozybowzer]

Catherine O Hara 😢😢😢😢😢😢 what a legend man rip

[Deano @dozybowzer]

I need someone to motherlode MY LIFE and inject some cash into this bitch like yesterday

[Deano @dozybowzer]

My nana just called me to tell me she bought something off TIKTOK SHOP what is my life anymore

[Deano @dozybowzer]

Very glad I get to exist the same time as ice cold beers and fat doobie loobies

[Deano @dozybowzer]

Days like this I wish I still lived in Melbourne 🥶

[kiki @yrluckystar]

sometimes I feel so weak and extra sleepy almost like if I had a disease

[Deano @dozybowzer]

I’m ashamed of how much AI fools me I do be shocked watching a video and I go to the comments and they say it’s AI and I hang my head in shame every time

[Deano @dozybowzer]

My son is 6 years old today I can’t believe it ! We’ve had so many milestones together, started school this year, learning how to swim, learning how to dance ! You make me so excited for life 🤘🏻always be yourself and thanks for the best 6 years of my life love you kiddo !! 🥳🎉💙

[lil h @hayleyrFoto]

twitter when ian watkins dead

[Deano @dozybowzer]

Some days I’m alright and some days I miss everyone I’ve ever loved all at once

[Deano @dozybowzer]

Shit was frozen for most of my life but we are defrosted and developed #DandD

[Deano @dozybowzer]

Some scientists need to experiment on me or something because it took 32 years for my frontal lobe to develop

[Deano @dozybowzer]

Nobody ever tells you that all anyone talks about when you reach your 30s is money, marathons and mortgages

Shits boring af