David Paris

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@CelebFarm1 Susanna or Ranvir

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@oldseximan Who is she, anyone know?

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@paula962308678 Always Susanna

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@oelma__ Mentally ill

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@paula962308678 Didn't realise she had such great legs.

[The Football Feed @TheFootballFeed]

Love this story from Harry Redknapp who tells the story of how he missed out on a future star after signing Carl Richards instead:

“I bought Carl for £10,000, went to pick him up from Enfield and while he went in to say goodbye to his manager, he left me with his mate.”

“‘What are you signing him for?’ said this kid. ‘I’m 10 times better than him. I’ve got 26 goals this season, he’s only got 12. I’m different class than him. Why don’t you sign me?”

“I was worried. ‘I can’t buy you, I’m buying him,’ I told Carl’s mate, ‘but I’ll keep an eye out for you, don’t worry.”

“So we took Carl and he was absolutely useless. He could run, but that was about it. We played about six games, couldn’t win one. Carl was terrible.”

“After about four games of this, he came to see me. ‘I’ve got a mate,’ he said. ‘He was asking if he could have a trial. He’s a striker, like me.’

“‘And is he as good as you, Carl?’ I asked, suspiciously. ‘No, he’s not as good as me,’ he said, ‘but he’s decent.’

“‘Well, tell him not to f***ing bother then,’ I snapped, and that was the end of it.”

“The following Saturday, we went to play Crystal Palace. ‘My mate, the one who wanted a trial, he’s playing for Palace today,’ said Carl. ‘Oh good,’ I thought. ‘No problem there then.”

“Anyway, three goals later I realised Carl wasn’t much of a scout, either. His mate’s name? Ian Wright, who went on to score 238 league goals.”
#football #footballstory

[Cissa Matola @cissamatola1]

After surgery, baby opens eyes for the first time and see his mother, filling the family with pure joy.🥹💗

[Katee Sackhoff @kateesackhoff]

Grace Park!!! Still gorgeous. Still hilarious. Still making me smile this big. 🤣

Grace joined us for Battlestar React-ica this week and YES, we got her for the full watch-along too. 🚀🌟

Battlestar React-ica full watch-along reaction videos WITH Grace on our Patreon page 🚀🌟
(link in da bio;)

#GracePark #BSG

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@Emmiekiimxx 1

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@RedandLegs Guilty pleasure

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@kateesackhoff
Just watched the episode for the first time where you die Katee.
Noooooooo!
My favourite character gone!

[Super 70s Sports @Super70sSports]

Remember when Edwin Moses was a sweet hurdling bastard? Motherfucker won 122 races in a row jumping over shit while looking like a founding member of Earth, Wind & Fire. We were witnesses.

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@BetMGMUK Cantona

[Sharron Davies HoL MBE @sharrond62]

This was Manchester pride 😳… who takes their kids to see this? And why is it allowed to happen in a public space? This is not about same sex attraction. This is a display of perversion best kept private.

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@ojessie__ Mel B

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@SReidFan2026 Ultimate MILF

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@lovewankingxxx Understandable!

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@Glam_AngeI Wales

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@henryshelford

Hi Henry, just was you on GMB... didn't you used to work at Macmillan Cancer Support years ago?
If so I remember you, I used to work in the IT department.
We'll done on all you've achieved.
Regards,
Dave Paris.

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@_josephine0_ Fucked up