Daniel Parker

Software Engineer, USAF; part time philosopher and poker player; enjoy electronics, sports, Sooners, Lakers, Dodgers

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@SBakerMD Dr. Baker, fellow AF officer here. I'm willing to try this for 30 days. What else can I eat that is non-meat besides egg, cheese, butter, heavy whipping cream? Greek yogurt okay? Thanks!

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@TonyHinchcliffe Been a fan for yrs since seeing you at the Store. U shld do a crowd work special. U R the best, up there w/Big Jay, T Barry

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@AnthonyCumia You go too far sometimes (but it's hilarious), but I defend to the death your right to say it. Love you--podcasts rule anyway.

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@JimGaffigan And both are much more believable than a Zombie God sent to save the people his father damned in the first place.

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@AcmeCocktailCo @anthonyjeselnik Good one.

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@anthonyjeselnik My immediate status up date was "Did Apple just come out with the diePhone?"

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@Taylor_Q_Cole I don't know if anyone's told you this before or not, but you're a pretty version of Megan Fox. And a way better actress!

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@charliesheen has eclipsed David Carradine as my new hero. Charlie has been where David was hundreds of times and scoffed at death. #winning

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Louis C.K.'s Hilarious premieres on Comedy Central on January 9 10pm/9c. It may be his best yet. It's a must see for comedy lovers.

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@louisck Is it going to be censored?

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@ConanOBrien So if they win by pi then you're good?

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@danieltosh I lol'ed

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Should I go watch The Town, The Social Network, or Easy A?

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@DrBobSports I misread this as a 3 star so I made some extra money. It was like finding $300 in my couch.

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@JimGaffigan Going to the show in Vegas on Friday night. Any chance my wife can get a picture with you? Fully clothed, of course.

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Thank you, Landry. I knew you'd bounce back!

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I should have taken the over on this game! #OU

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The moment of truth has arrived. What kind of year is it going to be?

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@louisck DVR is already set. Can't wait.