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Tables!

[D Brown @dpbrown16]

@AquaCoralRep Has the heart and brains of an Antoine Winfield (Sr or Jr)

[D Brown @dpbrown16]

Women are constantly asking their husbands to do more lighthouse keeping. This guy leans into it and suddenly it's a problem.

[aurex @6ixxtar]

My husband told me he's been having recurring dreams about being a lighthouse keeper and it's gotten so vivid he's considering a career change. He's an accountant. Has never expressed interest in maritime anything. Woke up last week to him googling "how to become lighthouse keeper 2024" at 3am. Asked him about it and he got really serious and said the dreams feel "like a calling" which is concerning because we live in Nebraska. Looked into it thinking he'd lose interest when he saw the reality but there's apparently a whole certification process and he's ALREADY SIGNED UP. Told his boss he's pursuing "other opportunities" without discussing it with me first. His parents think this is a midlife crisis but he's 32. Called my sister freaking out and she said "honestly? Let him try, he'll quit in a week when he realizes it's cold and boring" but what if he doesn't?? We'd have to MOVE to a coast. He showed me brochures. BROCHURES. Asked what triggered this and he said "the lighthouse needs me" like he's been chosen. We don't even own a boat. This man does taxes and now he wants to shine lights at ships. Marriage is wild.

[D Brown @dpbrown16]

Every morning to my wife:

"Good morning!"

"Ohhh come on, we can do better than THAT! GOOD MORNING!!!"

[Greg Creese @AquaCoralRep]

NEW: #MiamiDolphins new left tackle Patrick Paul has something to prove, and all the skills to do it #FinsUp
https://t.co/rCSPCxSgny

[D Brown @dpbrown16]

My daughter, who turned 3 days old today, just said "Daddy, why do people think the NFL would rig the game for the chiefs when the Bills would bring in higher ratings?"

Wow. Profound.

[D Brown @dpbrown16]

@classicfee123

[D Brown @dpbrown16]

The problem I'm facing with my stud-finder, is that it's consistently telling me what I want to hear, but not what I need to hear.

[D Brown @dpbrown16]

A good time to repost this important message

[D Brown @dpbrown16]

Tomorrow the Macy’s Thanksgiving Day Parade will claim to have 3.5 MILLION spectators in attendance. This exaggeration is so egregious and absurd I needed to put together a thread about it. There are times throughout the year I can’t sleep because of this estimated attendance.🧵

[D Brown @dpbrown16]

@ByJustinKane Didn't know you were so passionate about Texas State and Troy

[D Brown @dpbrown16]

@TheRealJ_Allen I didn't know she was doing those

[D Brown @dpbrown16]

@TheRealJ_Allen @DisgustingAct84 Probably going to be Leipold

[ash @ashlynrylie_]

I think Dan is okay with me posting this now 😂 Go Knights! @UCFStool @UCF #ChargeOn @Big12Conference

[D Brown @dpbrown16]

@TheRealJ_Allen More of a QB

[D Brown @dpbrown16]

@MickBoylan7 Very bad choice to not let the college bands play. We all want to see those folks blowing some tunes from the 80's! Will not be purchasing a suite anymore. Maybe one day you will learn.

[NCAA March Madness @MarchMadnessMBB]

The environment in Allen Fieldhouse right now is a hard one to beat 👏

(via @AdamZagoria)

[D Brown @dpbrown16]

@MickBoylan7 I appreciate you bringing light to my thread that no one is reading. It's important!!

[D Brown @dpbrown16]

How to they get away with this attendance number? How is this not questioned when they put out their press release? They are easily taking a high but plausible estimate of 150-200,000 people and adding twice the population of Manhattan to it!

[D Brown @dpbrown16]

Tomorrow the Macy’s Thanksgiving Day Parade will claim to have 3.5 MILLION spectators in attendance. This exaggeration is so egregious and absurd I needed to put together a thread about it. There are times throughout the year I can’t sleep because of this estimated attendance.🧵

[D Brown @dpbrown16]

The Big House in Michigan, the largest stadium in the western hemisphere, has less than 100 rows. So imagine this, for 2.5 miles straight.. and then DOUBLE it.