Dave Dodson

Wordpress Developer
Design, UX/UI, Front End, Analytics, Accessibility
WebDev since the 90s

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@PirateWires @AshleyRindsberg Consensus is irrelevant to truth.

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@deaflibertarian At least they aren’t chickens.

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@GovernorVA Don’t use a wide angle lens.

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@JohnStossel It wasn’t “new” and it wasn’t a “deal”.

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@joeroganhq You’d think demons would be a little more subtle.

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@RoKhanna You are an absolute clown. Keep it going. It’s hilarious.

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@ClownWorld There are no men in that relationship.

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@DefiantLs She wanted attention and you gave it to her. Mission accomplished.

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@60Minutes Thanks for reminding me why I haven’t watched 60 minutes in decades, you absolute horror of a human being.

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@PageSix Isn’t he the love child of Beavis and Butthead?

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@TheBabylonBee Aaron Sorkin?

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@SenatorTimScott Or you could just stop meddling in business altogether.

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@bonchieredstate Lunar-Americans

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@buitengebieden My dog only uses her Jedi powers to make people drop food.

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@Bee__witched Did you remember to add milk the night before?

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@physicsgeek @threadreaderapp unroll

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@Schaffrillas Peter Parker would like a word.

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@leiaspacebunss "Well that's stupid."

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@EsotericCD "I'm not arguing that with you!" -- Mr. Waturi