𖤐 Felonious Monk 𖤐

Freelance and all opinions directly attributable to whomever is paying me on any given day.

[𖤐 Felonious Monk 𖤐 @dpdooze]

@HawleyMO y'all got all three branches right now i don't know what's stopping anyone

[𖤐 Felonious Monk 𖤐 @dpdooze]

@49ersHub we have gotten the whistles for the first time and? it feels awesome. that has to have been the second ever roughing the passer call Purdy has ever received

[𖤐 Felonious Monk 𖤐 @dpdooze]

@KobeissiLetter sounds good man you can call them "Freedom Fries" and "The Gulf of America" and in the next administration we'll call Mar-A-Lago "Pedo Dungeon". who cares

[𖤐 Felonious Monk 𖤐 @dpdooze]

@SpeakerJohnson lol holy shit i literally joked about this avenue of Repub strategy as a solution to scraping the bottom of the shit barrel given their polling position but i had no idea they were pursuing it. incredible stuff @SpeakerJohnson play the hits my friend!

[𖤐 Felonious Monk 𖤐 @dpdooze]

@unusual_whales "he and China's Xi"

[𖤐 Felonious Monk 𖤐 @dpdooze]

@ChrisMurphyCT but Chris what about women's sports??? THAT'S what we should be talking about

[𖤐 Felonious Monk 𖤐 @dpdooze]

@charlescwcooke Charles i think you fail to see that Xi is rich. Trump cares much more about rich people than Americans. he's a capitalist more than anything else

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@MikeNellis can't wait for SCOTUS decision allowing this

[𖤐 Felonious Monk 𖤐 @dpdooze]

@WhiteHouse looking forward to Trump's photo: a Big Mac, Adderall and Cialis on a plate. the napkin is one of 1000 photos of he and Epstein

[𖤐 Felonious Monk 𖤐 @dpdooze]

the hard letter of the law is the ONLY reason that SCOTUS has handed down three different opinions here that directly help Republicans in a midterm year when their approval ratings are in the toilet. i'd guess the law will give us two more such opinions right up until voting day

[The New York Times @nytimes]

Breaking News: The Supreme Court ruled the Trump administration can deploy an expansive voter identification tool, allowing states to hunt for ineligible voters. Critics fear using the system could result in the purging valid voters from state rolls. https://t.co/2Ljj1Ut4Qs

[𖤐 Felonious Monk 𖤐 @dpdooze]

@5149jamesli Rupert Pupkin assssssssssssssssssss

[𖤐 Felonious Monk 𖤐 @dpdooze]

@SpencerHakimian the number of cuck chairs in MAGA must be staggering

[𖤐 Felonious Monk 𖤐 @dpdooze]

@AlbumAura only thing offensive here is that bellybutton ring

[𖤐 Felonious Monk 𖤐 @dpdooze]

@adam_piron hell yes brother

[𖤐 Felonious Monk 𖤐 @dpdooze]

@JohnCFLoftus1 this is all well and good but Tuck would do well to remember that he mocked many people saying that Trump was a nihilistic capitalist succubus devoid of any moral compass or interiority in 2015/16 and he had to see the brink of societal collapse to be awoken. that's baby shit

[𖤐 Felonious Monk 𖤐 @dpdooze]

@ONAN_OUS it's a great movie. you could do worse that to hit a bunch of Fellini's

[𖤐 Felonious Monk 𖤐 @dpdooze]

@nick_field90 also i hope they know that Musk's Twitter is force feeding me CA Dem hate like a dam just burst

[𖤐 Felonious Monk 𖤐 @dpdooze]

@nick_field90 dead man walking

[Wajahat Ali @WajahatAli]

You are useless, @AGRobBonta. Caving to the Ellisons will be your legacy.

California Democrats who continue to carry water for the technofascists, none of you will ever be President.