Future Hendricks

glue guy / who's tryna hang

[Future Hendricks @DPeps1]

@ScotBertram @cjscalia You're a big pussy huh

[Future Hendricks @DPeps1]

Holy shit YES I get to wear my LaDainian Tomlinson jersey out to the bar tonight

[Future Hendricks @DPeps1]

Ah

[The WARmonger @TheWARmonger_]

@JMikeMLB @DrivelineBB @tiltbase @uTeeBaseball That clip all sounds so nice, it's just completely wrong. Jordan Walker's swing is faster and longer than ever, and he's having a monster year.

He's 100th percentile in swing speed, even with two strikes.

[Presinald Trunt @PrezTrunt]

My debris!!!!!!

[emily north @north0fnorth]

i’m convinced car dependency and suburban sprawl promoting anti-social attitudes like “being in a public place with strangers is scary and bad” majorly contributes to why so many people are extremely regressive, tribalist, and paranoid these days

[Future Hendricks @DPeps1]

Hahahahahahaha

[le.hl @0xleegenz]

Me on my way to the company pizza party to make my boss regret not giving me a raise:

[Future Hendricks @DPeps1]

Lollllllllll

[unusual_whales @unusual_whales]

BREAKING: More than half of the publicly identified donors to President Trump’s White House ballroom project have won new or expanded federal contracts worth more than $50 billion, per WaPo

[natalia✴️🍊☁️ @sublimeriot]

as americans, we live in a culture that rewards sociopathy and i need us to stop pretending otherwise. we exist in a cruel, domination centered hierarchal society that bleeds into every single persons psyche at the unconscious level. even so called “good people” perpetuate it.

[CJ☔️ @samwakinsvv]

Nigga said this shii ain’t even loud LMFAOO

[David Burge @iowahawkblog]

Al Capone issues stark warning on the devastating impact of legalizing alcohol

[Blue-Orange Gator @BOGBackup1]

Im crying man, he became a literal price fixing communist the second that Hellcats were no longer sufficient to land 5-stars

[Suzuki Nathie 🇺🇦🇬🇱 @SkoczSteven]

Mike they tried to hang you

[Boston Smalls @smalls2672]

Trump has lost in iran. They are fully in control. Global inventories are running out. Energy crisis about to hit that will make 2022 seem like a breeze. Asia, which is where roughly 40% of the world's manufacturing takes place is going to take the biggest hit first then Europe. We wont run out of gas or oil, whether you'llbe able to afford it is a different subject. Maga has literally made everyone's life in the entire world shittier other than the epstein pedo billionaire class they support. The world is being held hostage by the dumbest sacks of shit in our society. This is by far the worst strategic mistake of my lifetime and the repercussions will be felt for at least a generation. You cannot hate these ppl enough. Their stupidity has ruined us.

[Walter @culturecanceler]

hear me out--what if we moved the bears stadium DIRECTLY next to halas hall on state owned land

[Future Hendricks @DPeps1]

@saint_cloudy Oh! @CariLouBou

[Edward Grefenstette @egrefen]

SpaceX being rammed into indices with no profit requirements, seasoning, and generally looser constraints is economic terrorism. Index trackers will eat the loss when reality catches up and retail investors will suffer.

[Future Hendricks @DPeps1]

The GOP's huge wing of

shit talking shit posting aggressive shoot-first maniacs

(that are all such incredibly greedy traitorous worms fixing backdoor deals to throw the games - and doing regular insider trading too!)

is really something

[Greg Abbott @GregAbbott_TX]

Spurs about to dunk on Knicks like Texas has been dunking on New York.

Go Spurs Go 🔥👽

[Jackie Singh @HackingButLegal]

Your 401(k) is about to become Elon Musk's exit liquidity

[Future Hendricks @DPeps1]

Almost the szn

[Chris Evangelista @cevangelista413]

Whoever invented these bad boys really knocked it out of the park, just a perfect little treat