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I treat of all things, just ask my dogs

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@RayAlexWilliams @eva_kurilova @FondOfBeetles You are a master mansplainer, I’ll give you that

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@fesshole Cool story Clive

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@datadriven_tdoc Conspiracy - the pathway for those who grow tired of thinking

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@WorcsCCC Another embarrassing batting performance

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@jwhitey98 Hush, entitled toddler, you’re embarrassing

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@HarryEverett_14 @WG_RumblePants @WorcsCCC He’s always been Ben to us Pears

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@willis_macp This is a wind up, surely. A gravy train of incompetence adds another carriage

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@Middlesex_CCC Hands up if you charge £8.50 for a pint

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@CPSUK Is this - blindly following court terminology - the official position of Lord Hermer please? @attorneygeneral

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@2025_wells Wrong question - Nourry and Hoos are the ones who need replacing

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@jo_kelllo @almuten_figur1s @Poppy_yyyyyyyy @Slarty247 👏🤣👏🤣

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@SouthernRailUK So you’ve cancelled the train with no notice at all, because you can squeeze everyone onto other trains and save yourselves a few quid. Bravo 👏

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@SouthernRailUK Hi, why has the 0719 CBR - LBG disappeared from the timetable?

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@francesbarber13 @Jebadoo2 I would like to see a list of commonly imported Israeli products because I would like to generate a surge in their turnover

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@DonkeySanctuary @duchessmathilda With respect, that’s nonsense and dishonest. I support you financially but that will change if you maintain this position

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@LewesFCMen Nice shirts too 💪

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@fesshole I’m guessing you work as a receptionist in a GP practice

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@AoifeLass @ViolaVeeTee @Glinner @DeborahMeaden @EssexPR @HatTrickProd Shame for you that he is so right and you are just sour

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@lewis_goodall @sophwilkinson You’re wrong, it’s been established terminology in UK crime stats for at least 20 years

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@CraigS7590 @NUFC He’s very right footed but did cover at LB for the Rs. Better going forward than defending.