dustin

[dustin @dperns12]

@Timcast it’s grand theft auto you dumb motherfucker

[dustin @dperns12]

agreed!

[Tom Haberstroh @tomhaberstroh]

I slept on it. I had to do it.

The New York Knicks title deserves an asterisk.

They join my definitive short list of NBA championships with an asterisk: https://t.co/RVVvIwVCdB

[dustin @dperns12]

😭😭😭

[Henry Rosoff @HenryRosoff]

Look at the thousands perhaps tens of thousands of people who can't get into the Parade from an overlooking hotel above Fulton in Lower Manhattan.

[dustin @dperns12]

corny ass parade 😭

[Legion Hoops @LegionHoops]

NYPD just announced there’s “no more room” at the Knicks parade and they’re turning people away.

The parade still doesn’t start for 2 hours. Madness.

[dustin @dperns12]

@RobSchneider @MLB you’re a pussy!

[dustin @dperns12]

oh my god how do people get on here and just say shit that the average dumbass has been constantly repeating since 1990 and probably before that

[Kevin Graham @KGrahamContent]

Another reason soccer is not popular here. Ties. They suck. In our country there is a winner and a loser. Why even have a game/match if no one wins?! And yes there are occasional ties in our NFL in the regular season and those suck as well.

[dustin @dperns12]

@osuzack he’s fucking around man he’s not being serious

[dustin @dperns12]

@BarstoolBigCat Barstool is gay

[dustin @dperns12]

@sammorril your standup sucks

[dustin @dperns12]

damn that’s too bad

[EverythingKnicks @EverythinKnicks]

When your flight was supposed to leave from LGA at 12:30, then got delayed to 2:30, and now delayed to 4.

Which means not getting to San Antonio in time. Thanks @AmericanAir

A flight full of Knicks fans and you just messed us all up.

[dustin @dperns12]

@MelK_Ed because baseball rocks

[dustin @dperns12]

yeah man it’s because the world cup is in north america this year and you’re in europe

[bosch 🐺 @boschful]

Worst World Cup in history. Why am I waking up and having to wait until 8pm on a Saturday to watch Switzerland v Qatar and Brazil v Morocco is on at 11pm

[Slime🐍 @ItsKingSlime]

B Hen was FUMING after the Spurs blew a 29 point lead against the Knicks in game 4 of the NBA Finals and went OFF on NBA commissioner Adam Silver because he missed out on winning $30K 😭💸👀

“Adam Silver I’m sick of you bro. Reverse the game bro. David Stern would have never let this happen bro. That’s some hoe a** sh*t bro… Over the back like a MF… The NBA bro, do away with this sh*t. Make the WNBA great again… One of the worst f*cken days of my life.”

[dustin @dperns12]

these are the people who are happy when we let teams like the kn*cks win

[Kosher @koshercockney]

Gotta love Jerry Seinfeld for this one.

Random dude: “Can I get a Free Palestine”

Seinfeld: “Haha! It doesn’t exist”

[dustin @dperns12]

new wave lobster roll

[dustin @dperns12]

they just invented a new way to nut

[dustin @dperns12]

tomorrow is whopper wednesday

[dustin @dperns12]

jannik kinda loves withering away

[dustin @dperns12]

mitch marner kinda look like parker cannon with brown hair

[dustin @dperns12]

no, they are idiots

[eduardo @eduromanholi]

será que eles não enjoam de comer a mesma ração todo dia?