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Come one come all to see The 39 Steps! April 16-18 at 7:30 p.m. and April 19 at 2 p.m. in Memorial… https://t.co/Kpt2gP51ci

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Grandma- "You know they got some pretty cute girls working there at McDonalds... Big and chunky"

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When one door opens 5 doors close at the same time.. :/ #cantwin

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Why?!?!?!?!?

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That terrible moment when you want to stay in bed but, your bladder has other plans!

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When I'm walking alone at night and a street light randomly turns on... I know Dumbledor is looking out for me! #DA

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The sad thing about getting a break is knowing you have to return to hell after tasting heaven :p

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Don't you love it when professors don't show up for meetings that they schedule you to be at.. #Sassiveaggressive

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Fall break was not long enough...

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@RAYGUNshirts is taking over my wardrobe... I ain't even mad! #demshirtstho

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That moment when the barber is upset that golf is over and @TheEllenShow comes on the air. He's mad and I'm like give me some Ellen!

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If I'm in back window all night I might just kill over

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Today was filled with old friends, ice cream, out running storms, and the great cell phone hunt! I… http://t.co/sbSUNmX36E

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I'm gunna miss this girl! She's leaving tomorrow to go start her journey to become a wizard! Thanks… http://t.co/el2QRwq1Po

[Neil Patrick Harris @ActuallyNPH]

Oof. I got a sinus infection. I blame either our ill son or one of the 75 people I've kissed on the mouth during a #Hedwig performance...

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Magic happens when you combine a a truck bed full of pillows and blankets with a great group of… http://t.co/uxWG2I1CyL

[Dp @dphelp92]

So proud of my brother! Can't wait for him to be up in Chadron with me next fall!! #100happydays no.1 http://t.co/hMwN4P5V7u