Derek

nothing matters

[Derek @dpick22]

Grandparents sent me home with the extra bacon from breakfast with the reasoning “your fiancé is gone you got nothing to do” so they just assume the most I’ll do today is eat bacon out of a ziploc bag on the couch. They couldn’t be more right

[Derek @dpick22]

@BarstoolChief Innocent

[Derek @dpick22]

@TheBrohmShelter @platinombrero And been a pussy since

[Derek @dpick22]

@TheBrohmShelter @platinombrero Classic beta card fan playing flag football instead of strapping the pads on. Pussy

[Derek @dpick22]

@CalebPongratz10 Pussy

[Derek @dpick22]

@RobDauster Post word for word what you said and keep the same critiques for other schools and you wouldn't get this backlash. Suck my balls

[Derek @dpick22]

@TheFieldOf68 @RobDauster Brother what the fuck are you talking about? Ousmane ndiaye averages 6 rebounds at the second best league in the world. We have a 7’ 260 26 year old backing up Malachi, we have a 240 lb 4 man who averaged a double double as well. Suck my balls

[Derek @dpick22]

@CoachJRG Great insight from 12u AAU coach

[Derek @dpick22]

@AdamLuckettKSR Pathetic

[Derek @dpick22]

@CyanLizard9 @whatstheword69 @xotwodkyra You’re so fucking gay lizard

[Derek @dpick22]

@KyleTuckerCBB Uh oh cry baby Kyle back at it!

[Manchester City @ManCity]

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Ten years. 20 trophies. One Pep Guardiola 🩵

[Derek @dpick22]

@BarstoolChief He’s won 41 trophies tubby

[Derek @dpick22]

@DerekSTerry What???

[Will Stein @CoachWillStein]

#BBN

[Derek @dpick22]

@KyleTuckerCBB Can you take another 10 year hiatus? Thanks.

[Derek @dpick22]

@GoodmanHoops Yeah cause undersized frontcourts had such great success last year. You're such a stupid bitch

[Derek @dpick22]

@HomePlate_Deals @MLBONFOX But they didn’t you stupid bitch

[Derek @dpick22]

@jackrritt Fruity ass staff

[Derek @dpick22]

@GoodmanHoops You happen to ask the gayest and dumbest head coach possible?