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Be assertive, eat bacon, laugh a lot. Instagram: hello_thisisdylan FOLLOW THAT ISH

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This is a sincere apology to all Athens bartenders for me being an obnoxious drunk jasckass 5 (maybe 7) nights a week. Now that I bartend at a bar with $1 beers every Wednesday I now realize college students are just assholes. Really. They are ANIMALS. Be nice to your bartenders

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Best of Dayton 2026 voting is open! Cast your votes here https://t.co/JeAxrlQwY1 via @daytondailynews

I’m in The running for best of Dayton bartender! Feel free to vote for me if you want to 🤷🏽‍♂️

[hazel ♡ @brinachild]

i apologize in advance for the person i'm gonna be when this happens

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So does every gay guy get a random urge to re watch Scream Queens or is that just me?

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Maaaan why do most bears want other bears? I’m just an otter waiting for my bear in shining armor to come rescue me.

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I don’t care if I’m rich or poor. Buttered noodles will always slap my clit.

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Zach bryan is a cuck.

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I never knew that sometimes all ya need is to sit around a bon fire with a bunch of gay men and belt out “From This Moment On” by Shania at the top of your lungs.

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I didn’t realize the Olympics had such a major impact on everyone’s lives 🙄. They honestly just make me horny.

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Well I now have a new love for shot put. Thank you Olympics. 🥵

[Rev. Benjamin Cremer @Brcremer]

Dear American Christian,

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Butter Cup is a lesbian and no one will change my mind.

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I should clarify that only the purple one is hot.

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Since when are The Wiggles hot!?

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@shedyrskin What is it?

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I’ll never understand people that trash perfectly good businesses by commenting on their posts just because you weren’t happy with your meal. Send them a direct message. Don’t throw a fucking temper tantrum on Facebook because you weren’t happy with you portion size.

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If you don’t agree that is fine but Andrew Christian is the most uncomfortable underwear I have ever owned. I just don’t know how you people just wear jock straps around casually.

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Peter Pan is a twink.

[jonny boy @itboyjonny]

put me in a room with 5 bears and i don’t even care if i come out alive 😩

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“If I go to a pumpkin patch without you are you gonna be pissed?” Raeven

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Man I love me some Reba