Carmine Laguzio

you see that door marked “pirate” you think a pirate lives in there?

[Carmine Laguzio @dplax20]

Big feature on the beer wall pyramid @BarstoolBigCat

[Carmine Laguzio @dplax20]

I still can’t get over how FUCKIN SICK people look in pit viper glasses. Sooooo steeze dude, so steeze 😂😂

[Carmine Laguzio @dplax20]

Minnesota drivers gotta be the worst. It’s unreal/infuriating 😂

[Carmine Laguzio @dplax20]

I hope every person who drives with their windshield wipers on an unnecessarily high setting stubs their toe today

[midwest man @Another_Coors]

Welcome to Pardon My Take, today is Monday October 31st and the Green Bay Packers are dead 💀 @PardonMyTake @PFTCommenter @BarstoolBigCat @hen_ease @Billyhottakes

[Carmine Laguzio @dplax20]

I don’t roll on Shabbos

[Carmine Laguzio @dplax20]

There should absolutely be an IQ requirement to get a drivers license cause my god some of these people I encounter are morons

[Carmine Laguzio @dplax20]

Can’t wait to see all the people that suddenly care about the Queen on social media today 😂

[FatBoyPoker @Fatboypoker]

Dawg this is one of the greatest tik toks Iv ever seen

[Carmine Laguzio @dplax20]

@Venmo Venmo: derekpearson23
Mi amigo @Edell27

[Amanda Rose @AmandaGolf59]

Golf > everything else (except dogs)

[Sam Harrop @sam_golf]

The people asked, so I did the honourable thing and produced a song to go with golf's biggest storyline, Brooks vs Bryson.

They say there's a thin line between love and hate, right? 😜

Credit: Backstreet Boys

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[Carmine Laguzio @dplax20]

I swear every year there’s one less cookie in each girl scout cookie sleeve

[Carmine Laguzio @dplax20]

Get me a Persian rug where the center looks like Galaga

[Carmine Laguzio @dplax20]

Just drive the car on the road. It’s not that hard 😂

[Carmine Laguzio @dplax20]

Sippin Jameson like I was majored in whiskey flavoring

[Carmine Laguzio @dplax20]

I bet Kanye is rehearsing his victory speech right now

[Carmine Laguzio @dplax20]

Maybe i could go one more deeper?

[Carmine Laguzio @dplax20]

@tweetballgame @ShaunGrant22

[Carmine Laguzio @dplax20]

I won’t stand for Nickelback slander