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Fled is that music! Do I wake or sleep?

[lol @dplol_]

The Mets are getting me into soccer

[lol @dplol_]

Kinda becoming a footy fan watching the World Cup…

[ettingermentum @ettingermentum]

Cabo Verde goalkeeper

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@shea_station Shit from an asshole

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When will the Mets do it?

[bONGO🪻 @wariocolosseum]

nobody is falling for this LMAOOOOOO

[lol @dplol_]

Jorge Lowrie

[Chelsea Janes @chelsea_janes]

Mendoza said Mets consulted specialists even overseas on Polanco and “shutting him down wasn’t an option.” Suggested he will try to take BP soon, maybe control running, etc. Said ultimately they might have to get him back as a DH only and set defense aside until injury calms down

[cold 🥑 @coldhealing]

This feels like a poster you would find inside an abandoned high school as worldbuilding in a post-apocalyptic video game

[Mike Beauvais @MikeBeauvais]

Courtside at MSG is funny because it’s like beloved former Knicks star from the ‘90s next to an insanely famous actor next to the CEO of a company that turns orphans into AI data center liquid coolant.

[Lime and Mets @LimeMets]

love my psychos

[richard @richard_normal]

ruining your first home finals game in three decades up 2-0 so the worlds fattest pedophile can nod off in a private box >>>

[𝓔𝓶 ♡ @emkenobi]

All this man does is kill and destroy.

[lol @dplol_]

You work for Mike Pillow Man

[Brandon Wolf @bjoewolf]

“Last time, you told me to shut up —“

“And I’ll tell you to shut up again…you work for My Pillow Guy? That’s not journalism.”

😆😆

[Doc Strangelove @DocStrangelove2]

How about, not making it at all. That has a better ring to it.

[lol @dplol_]

Someone could make a horror movie monster with the sounds the lirr makes

[lol @dplol_]

This is gonna really piss off racist boomer Mets fans lmao

[SNY Mets @SNY_Mets]

Francisco Lindor is featured in a new commercial for Steven Spielberg’s upcoming film Disclosure Day

[lol @dplol_]

Beastmode

[DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm]

‘BACKROOMS’ director Kane Parsons says he would get “no enjoyment” out of using generative AI on any project — “It defeats the purpose entirely for me.”

“I think I'm in the same boat as most well-adjusted people. If I could snap my fingers and make generative Al disappear forever, I probably would.”

(Source: https://t.co/LA3K1o9KjK)

[lol @dplol_]

@BaseballWRLD_ @realapp Mets have two left-handed starters that are better 🥱

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@CrimCartier “Illyrian Steppes” and it’s a forest

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@BaseballWRLD_ No Mark Vientos and this is considered “correct”