Dever

If you think I’m not joking, I am. Also vice versa. Have bigger fish to fry, but no pan.

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@ShannonEliza Literally in the thick of it rn

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@CrappyEuph Well if you come hang out with us you’d become numb to it

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@CalebRountree Saw a Trump 2020 bumper sticker about making the libs cry today and the driver was right there but I had no one to share the irony with.

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@DespisedMasses @brooklxndb @timothknee @ActNormalOrElse Incorrect: scientists find the odds of delta *infection* are still high for vaxxed. *Risk* is determined by infection, viral load, immune response, and pre-conditions. Vax greatly increases immune response to delta at the very least.

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@GypsyRox1 Not sure why this showed up on my feed except serendipity, but I’m close to someone going through an EERILY similar thing with her son. He comes home next week, but he’s doing SO much better now. Thinking about you and your daughter 💛. If you want details about his program, lmk.

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@Marina_Sirtis I don’t think this guy has ever actually watched the show. If he has, he certainly didn’t absorb it.

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@CrappyEuph My wife is so much hotter than the families that elected me lol

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@Andrew_Giglio @baddestmamajama It seems to be just a grander version of the obsession with identity that brings things like personality trait exams.

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@CrappyEuph Yeah I bet that has more to do with Pennsylvania than with age.

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@KyraBussanich @MatterOfFactRN @FaithMa68528026 @itsafronomics Ha! No way am I going to claim to a pro that I mastered it. 😂

I was asked to make my son’s wedding cake and it got a passing grade. It was a fun learning process.

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@KyraBussanich @MatterOfFactRN @FaithMa68528026 @itsafronomics Straight up follow for this. I spent a whole summer, every week, trying to get the recipe right.

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@itsafronomics No way. If you make true red velvet, the batter tastes like utter shit BUT the cake tastes like Devil Heaven. Chocolate is great, it just always tastes like chocolate.

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@baddestmamajama @SteveBCrawford Excellent work on the movie

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@baddestmamajama @SteveBCrawford I did! 🙂

I have to ask: Who is the avocado?

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@Pliny1985 😢

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@baddestmamajama @SteveBCrawford Woohoo I’ve been waiting for this

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@CrappyEuph Hahahaha I remember this when I was in a church and it hit that fourth note in the bar and my body was like “yeah, that’s the conflict resolution. And here come the accompanying endorphins”. Hands went up everywhere in praise.

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@zaiavibes You have serious talent. It will shine one way or the other. Don’t cave to shitty humans. Dolly gave em the🖕🏻and I hope you do too.

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@CalebRountree Who needs a planet if you have an economy

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@HazelMonforton So “bender” won’t work. I’ll keep thinking.