David 'DpO' Ooma

The Ultimate Marketer

[NE BU? @nebuhaber]

Sokak ortasında bir Pitbull'un saldırısına uğrayan köpek, ölü taklidi yaparak kurtuldu.

[𝑻𝒉𝒆 𝑺𝒂𝒍𝒕 𝑶𝒇 𝑻𝒉𝒆 𝑬𝒂𝒓𝒕𝒉 @Shadaya_Knight]

You have to be a mad man to want some smoke with these Kenyans ... people who smoke teargas ... South Africans just leave them alone, these ones will embarrass you on any given day

[DCI KENYA @DCI_Kenya]

Hon Barasa, is wanted for the cold blooded murder of Brian, whom he shot on the forehead killing him on the spot, on Tuesday, August 8, at Chebukwabi in Kimilili, Bungoma county. A specialized team of sleuths based from the elite Crime Research & Intelligence Bureau and the

[David 'DpO' Ooma @dpomkenya]

@jackson_rem So weird.😅

[David 'DpO' Ooma @dpomkenya]

@ivymuthe Village people working overtime. Africa is derailed by such.

[David 'DpO' Ooma @dpomkenya]

@BBCWorld @jnmukira Was oil recently discovered in Fiji? 😅

[David 'DpO' Ooma @dpomkenya]

@Makiadi_ Hawa ni Gen Z kweli?

[David 'DpO' Ooma @dpomkenya]

@Coopbankenya Most useless online banking system for companies.
Iyo pesa yote in profits and have a very shady platform.

[Billionaire Child of God @Billionair1w]

Hii Kenya utapata ni wewe alone ndio una work hard

[T·M ♪~ ᕕ(ᐛ)ᕗ @mbarani]

Hi @ntsa_kenya , hapa pedestrian anafaa kutembea wapi ?

[OVP📍 @Ov_Philip]

The only wig that baddies can’t afford 😭😫😂

[Kuwa Strong @KuwaSTRNG]

This guy killed my friend at a hospital, Umoja inner core. Blud just wanted to buy pills for his mother.
I usually don't understand why some of y'all love hyping gangsters as if the victims' family can't see your posts. Unaeza patikana river Yala

[Kingpin of Kenya @ClintonObonyo]

🚨 Another Kenyan buyer robbed by Speedaf
Someone ordered an S22 Ultra on AliExpress. The seller even sent a packing video showing the phone going into the box.
When the parcel arrived in Nakuru via Speedaf, the phone was GONE.
The buyer opened it right at the Speedaf counter in front of 4 agents, recorded everything, and reported it to Nakuru Police (OB 28/18/8/2026).
Speedaf customer care? Dead silent and uninterested.
Phone vanished somewhere in their delivery chain.
Kenyan buyers, especially if you’re ordering anything valuable…
Think twice before using Speedaf.
This is not the first time. Stay sharp.
#SpeedafScam #AliExpressKenya #BuyerBeware

[Middle East Observer @ME_Observer_]

⚡️ Security checkpoint in Yemen 😂😅

[Naomi Waithira @Naomikibandi]

Mwingi has a serious water problem,an educated resident of Mwingi wrote letters and got an NGO to sink boreholes,now the MP says unless he is involved they should stop and go back to Canada.
Na kuna residents hapo clapping! MP alaaniwe!

[Massimo @Rainmaker1973]

Nokia spent so many resources building futuristic devices that when the future arrived, they had run out of ideas.

[Omoye✨🫶 @omoyebraids]

You women never write books about how to make money, build yourself, grow your career, or improve your life. It’s always how to h8te men, how to deal with men, how to survive men, how husbands are useless.
For people who claim to h8te men, you talk about men A LOT.

That aside, there is no way I’m spending my money on a book called “Husband Is Useless.”
I haven’t even experienced marriage yet. You want me to spend my money reading a book that is basically telling me to enter marriage already expecting my husband to be useless? Ain’t no way I’m doing that shiiii.

But you know your target audience sha.

[@037frontline🎯 @KijanayaMumias]

Never forget, Ndindi Nyoro voted YES on the Finance Bill 2024, then conveniently absconded the 2026 Finance Bill vote.

[David 'DpO' Ooma @dpomkenya]

@Coopbankenya customer care is wanting.😵