B.

Cubs Baseball. Movie talk. Et cetera.

[B. @dport_brian]

@obvious_shirts Shirt Idea:

“I’m Just Here to Help Tom Break Even.”

[B. @dport_brian]

The over/unders should be 0.5 for hits in this game and 42.5 for errors.

[Stephen Schoch @bigdonkey47]

College summer ball team The Tri-City Chili Peppers will play the first ever Cosmic Baseball game, a full game under black lights with glow in the dark uniforms

[Historic Vids @historyinmemes]

When Queen Mary caught Finnish President's Husband staring at her chest

[cinesthetic. @TheCinesthetic]

What scene fills your heart with sheer joy any time you watch it?

[B. @dport_brian]

“Andy Dufresne- who crawled through a river shit and came out clean on the other side.”

[NUCLR GOLF @NUCLRGOLF]

🌪️⛳️🛝 Black Diamond GC in Millersburg, Ohio, turned into a gigantic slip ‘n slide after a Tornado touched down nearby… 🤣

(📹: @kjdr27)

[Corey Freedman @corey_cubs]

Can I interest anyone in a supercut of Adbert Alzolay getting absolutely HYPED after securing a Cubs W?

I thought so. @adbert29

[B. @dport_brian]

All this because Happ accidentally hit Contreras on a backswing. Fucking stupid. What’s the message here? What point did it serve?

[B. @dport_brian]

Throw them out every time.

Also, pretty disingenuous to say he “hit him the right way, didn’t go for the head” when the pitch immediately before the one that hit him was about 6 inches from his chin.

[Awful Announcing @awfulannouncing]

Miles Mikolas throwing at Ian Happ, and then being ejected, as seen and heard on Bally Sports Midwest (Cardinals).

"COME ON! YOU GOTTA BE KIDDING ME! YOU HAVE GOT TO BE KIDDING ME! HAVE A LITTLE FEEL FOR BASEBALL! HAVE A LITTLE FEEL FOR THE GAME! THAT'S AWFUL"- Brad Thompson

[B. @dport_brian]

Mission: Impossible needs to bring back Aaron Paul as Michelle Monaghan’s brother. He was a nobody in his 5 seconds of screen time in MI:3, now he’s a star. Make it happen.

[B. @dport_brian]

“My shirt was so tight my blood wasn’t circulating.”

[Pop Crave @PopCrave]

TikTok creator says wearing Kim Kardashian’s SKIMS shapewear saved her life when she got shot:

“The night I got shot, under my dress I was wearing a Skims shaping bodysuit. It was so tight on me that it literally kept me from bleeding out… Call it fate or Jesus, but I’mma call it Kim.”

[B. @dport_brian]

Oh and remember when every fifth tweet wasn’t an ad? We used to be a country.

[B. @dport_brian]

Old enough to remember when this site was free and you could read as many tweets as you wanted and tweet as much as you wanted and block as many people as you wanted.

I mean…most of us are, it was pretty recent.

[B. @dport_brian]

Napoleon doing lines of blow sign me up.

[DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm]

Ridley Scott’s ‘NAPOLEON’ is reportedly 2 hours and 27 minutes long.

The film is rated R, reportedly for “strong violence and sexual content, moderate-high amounts of language/drug use/subject matter.”

(via: @HuatheAlgDemon)

[B. @dport_brian]

Clear the damn schedule.

[Leonardo DiCaprio @LeoDiCaprio]

#KillersOfTheFlowerMoon will exclusively be in theatres from @ParamountMovies & @AppleFilms this October. It's a project I am proud of & I cannot wait to share it with you all. @lily_gladstone @johnlithgow

[Leonardo DiCaprio @LeoDiCaprio]

#KillersOfTheFlowerMoon will exclusively be in theatres from @ParamountMovies & @AppleFilms this October. It's a project I am proud of & I cannot wait to share it with you all. @lily_gladstone @johnlithgow

[B. @dport_brian]

@trashp0ster Would love to see a follow up poll, “How many of you olds are lying?”

[B. @dport_brian]

For the record this movie is bad. 15 minutes in I looked at Kayla and said “Chris and Ana are completely overqualified for this.” It has the dialogue of a Hallmark movie. Two smoking hot A-listers, no chemistry. The MCU cameos made absolutely no sense, it was like jingling keys.

[IGN @IGN]

Apple TV+'s Ghosted is a fun ride on its own, but it's also stacked with MCU cameos that make it a complete delight. https://t.co/kUFryVp7HD

[B. @dport_brian]

“How do you want your steak?”
“Medium rare.”
“Ah, an aristocrat.”

[B. @dport_brian]

Seems good.

[Aldo Soto @AldoSoto21]

1 ER in 12 IP for Justin Steele through his first 2 starts.

[B. @dport_brian]

Trying to imagine the discourse around this shot if it were in a Tarantino movie.