Im setting records an distro continues. 6 COVETED GOLDEN GEM STUDDED BUTTPLUGS are up for grabs! U cant imagine the tremendous bdoge nothing benefits.
1. Like & RT
2. Follo @beradoge
3. Be patient. Believe in nothing.
It's simple maf. Every RT + like gets a maybe 1/10 chance to win this @BongBearsNFT. Must be following @beradoge.
Don't miss your chance. Bdoge has the best giveaway track record in all of retard Twitter.
⚡ 25/08/2025 ⚡
Mint Details:
➢ Supply: 999
➢ Mint Price: 0.45 $HYPE (For all phases)
→ GTD (1 PM UTC - 2:30 PM UTC)
→ Ecosystem phase (2:30 PM UTC - 3 PM UTC)
→ Community FCFS (3 PM UTC - 3:30 pm UTC)
→ Public (3:30 PM UTC - Until mint out)
Launchpad: @drip__trade
PEPE TAKE OVER 🐸
HYPEFUN THESIS: Reviving the Hyperevm Trenches
The Hyperevm trenches have gone quiet. Besides Hyperstrategy, which skyrocketed from 150K to 2M in days, most launches have struggled. We’re here to change that.
We arent just your typical launchpad —we’re merging AI with culture. Imagine the Hypurr cat or Pip mascot actually talking to you. Not just DMs, but live group chats where you and others can bombard the AI with questions, jokes, and chaos together. And we’re not stopping there. Soon, our Agents won’t just live on our platform—they’ll integrate directly into X and Discord.
That means you could have them in your own server or group chat, running community nights, sparking interactions, and creating the kind of virality every project dreams of. We see this becoming a tool every community wants.
Virtuals showed us what AI agents could do, but only after bonding & a head scratching set up process. We’re skipping the gatekeeping—you’ll be able to set up & chat with the AI in seconds. This isn’t just about reviving the trenches. It’s about evolving them.
The Next Phase: Points & Presale
One of the biggest problems right now? Nobody wants to hold. We’re fixing that for both devs and holders.
Dev wallets will have a 1-hour sell lock to prevent instant dumps, while holders get access to a points system designed to reward diamond hands.
These points will build toward a future airdrop, turning holding into a team sport instead of a PvP bloodbath.
We’re also kicking things off with a presale of our HYFU token. This isn’t just another launch. We’re at the intersection of AI and Hyperevm, and we want to provide the opportunity for everyone to win together.
To prove we’re fully community-aligned, even the founders will have the same vesting schedule as everyone else. No shortcuts, no backdoors.
This is how we plan to bring life, and AI back to the trenches.
Hyfu: The Core of the Ecosystem
At the heart of everything sits our token: Hyfu. It won’t just be another coin floating in the trenches, it will power the entire system. Developers will need Hyfu to launch their tokens, and our AI Agents will require Hyfu to stay active, running on a subscription-style model.
Every chat, every interaction, every project tapping into our Agents adds to constant buy pressure, making Hyfu the fuel that keeps the ecosystem alive and growing.
This will be the start of the AI agent era on Hypeevm.
We are all so early and we are all gonna make it.
Our @baldbrothers_ exclusive subchat is opening rly soon. To celebrate, we are giving away one bald brother with the halo helmet trait. Simply like and RT this post.
Alpha will be leaked in the subdao chat, confirmed 👀.
🧩HYPERACTIVES X BALD BRÖTHERS 🧩
THE CÖLLAB YOU DIDNT KNOW U NEEDED
75 WL SPACES ARE BEING GIVEN VIA RAFFLE IN THEIR DISCORD.
THIS HYPERBALDIÖ IS ON HIS THIRD TOUR IN ‘NAM, FIGHTING THE RECESSION, DESTROYING ALL FOLLICLES.
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HYPERACTIVES
BALDIÖ
@baldbrothers_
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GIVEWAY 🚨
I have 5 WL Left to distribute today for the @Tuteth_ pfp experiment on @stayloudio
➡️ Just follow @aztheknight + @Tuteth_
➡️ Comment your wallet address under this post, and retweet it.
- Phase 3 WL
tut loudio
Hold on — Everyone just HOLD ON.
Any KOL advertising profit sharing via the @stayloudio leaderboard hasn’t run the maths well enough.
I ran the maths for you, and here’s what the payout would look like if you had 3,333 community members to distribute earnings to:
#1 spot = $13.20 per community member
#2 spot= $7.20 per community member
#3 spot = $2.70 per community member
#25 spot = $1.96 per community member
The math to distribute royalties to a large community is extremely difficult — the revenue has to be very high to keep people incentivized.
(There are 3 tut loudio PFPs to be given away at the end of this, so please keep reading!)
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