gr☀️ce

good at easy math (aka taylor swift gay) 🌈🥂21+ no terfs no kids. muse-agnostic, anti-racist with a sense of humor pls

[trash jones @jzux]

if any CEOs want to cheat on their wives might i recommend the phoebe bridgers concert

[Namwali @namwalien]

Nope. "My Christian Dior" is already a volta after the first two lines; can't pre-empt it. And the unexpected rhyme is another volta--brings it home, just like the Knicks in the fourth quarter. That singsongy scheme of yours would ruin the whole effect.

[Jake @jacobkleinman]

“My Mayor is Muslim, my bagel is Jewish, my Christian’s Dior… Knicks in 4”
— unknown poet, early 21st century, the American Northeast

[Chi Ossé @OsseChi]

MY MAYOR IS MUSLIM
MY BAGELS ARE JEWISH
MY CHRISTIAN DIOR
MY KNICKS IN FOUR

[sports live tweeter yadira @jonmoxIeys]

i too hold my boobs when im stressed

[gr☀️ce @dpressiondisco]

Saying it again Taylor wrote dirty wedding dress

[LJ 🦧 @crotchner2]

sports bra so tight it feels like I’m microdosing being nonbinary

[nat ☁️ @taycurlss]

me as soon as i heard that harmonica

[ver. @cryeyesviolet_]

she told jack no synths and he had to WORK

[Forte😶‍🌫️ @Forte4r]

I didn't smoke before work today and they're asking me if I forgot to take my ADHD pills LMFAOOOOOO

[jaMEs ☀︎ @lakeaphrodites]

The gaylor shivers here

[Jill Gutowitz @jillboard]

watching new yorkers have fun with zohran, the knicks, and summer house while LA tanks our elections

[maya 🦭 @mayaisfiya]

hunter biden has proven that the best way to become cool and well adjusted is to do drugs and have sex

[mollie writes stuff @vuse_lover]

Still think it’s funny I tried to tell my friend I had a crush on her and she said no I didn’t, I just needed to read “Uses of the Erotic” by Audre Lorde. And she was right

[the7wivesofRebekahHarkness⸆⸉ @the7wivesofRH]

Meg Stalter confirmed gaylor ☑️🌈 Happy Pride! I love gay! 💖💋🪩

[Cher @cher]

Whats going on with mycareer

[Chölo Sevigny @xXnarcissistXx]

PRIDE MONTH ALLOTMENT:

JUN 1-7:
Skinny-fat people, Transbians, Fake email job gays

JUN 8-12: Sober people, Gorilla Juiceheads, Studs

JUN 12-22: Drag queens, Demon Twinks, Doe-Eyed Latinx

JUN 23-29 (GOD-TIER): Drug addicts, Service industry LGBT, Crossdressers, Fat Femmes

[hands @handslore]

accidentally gaylor

[Carrie Wittmer 👻 @carriesnotscary]

girl the Knicks