Darren

Born on the 1st of July.

[Darren @dpriest]

Caw caw! Caw caw!

[Darren @dpriest]

@scotiabank hey, dumb worthless faggot. What is it like working a vampire?

[Darren @dpriest]

We are going to get her. She will be crying into your pasta salad. You fat fucking cow!

[Darren @dpriest]

https://t.co/zlI5SblUNF

[Darren @dpriest]

@soogz1 https://t.co/5T76mQGise

[Darren @dpriest]

@Hoopss No we don't. She's boring. NPR reporter boring.

[Darren @dpriest]

@worthitornoteh Not 5 - 10. More like one to three. 10 cm hot dogs are pretty long. Trying to tell my girlfriend.

[Darren @dpriest]

@worthitornoteh We usually have hot dogs. Let's get them and the cheese.

Cut hot dogs into 5-10 cm slices. Spread liberally over our pizza base.

Finally, apply a slice of Kraft cheese. If you have that weird parmesan on hand add it. Into the toaster oven at 400. Just watch them bro.

[Basketball Now & Then @BBallNowandThen]

Spudd Webb throwing it down

[Darren @dpriest]

@HawkEmDownChris Clemens, despite everything. He was a HoFer in 1995.

[Darren @dpriest]

@BBallNowandThen Typical.

[Darren @dpriest]

@BBallNowandThen 💯 muscle. Insane.

[soogsx @soogz1]

who want me

[Darren @dpriest]

@soogz1 Ohhhhh, I guess so.

[Alleria - Worth It or Not Eh? 🇨🇦 @worthitornoteh]

Pretty sure this in a crime in Canada

[Bö Jänke: Hönkÿ @Bob_Janke]

Why is Snoopy, an American dog, Flying a British Sopwith Camel

[Darren @dpriest]

@kevin_nealon Can you really say "girly man" in 2026? 😆