North Korean Teens

An inspirational account for kids of the DPRK!

[North Korean Teens @dprkteens]

Sorry for the lack of tweets, the #GloriousLeader had us have a 2 week assembely in our schools! Many died, but it was #worthit.

[North Korean Teens @dprkteens]

@KimJongNumberUn Hail the #glorious #leader! We here at #DPRKTeens hope that all is #hip and #groovy over in your palace!

[North Korean Teens @dprkteens]

@Zorceror You are a #strange man, but it is #good that you have been #re-educated!

[North Korean Teens @dprkteens]

#If #we #use #hashtags #for #every #word #we #will #become #more #hip #with #the #Teens.

[North Korean Teens @dprkteens]

Remeber, #today is #NationalGloriousLeader day!
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Just Kidding!
That's #everyday.

[North Korean Teens @dprkteens]

It doesn't take a #GloriousLeader to figure out this!
#Ugly
#Satanic
#AntiDPRK
Spread the #truth!

[North Korean Teens @dprkteens]

Party in #pyongyang tonight! Be sure to say #IWillDevoteMyWholeLifeToYouGloriousLeader to our leader!

[North Korean Teens @dprkteens]

@Zorceror Why wouldn't you like the #glorious #leader? #DPRKteens doesn't think you should exist right now. Am I right #teens?

[North Korean Teens @dprkteens]

Hey @GOPTeens, thank you for the idea! We will try to #make our #twitter as #similar to you as #possible! Hail the #glorious #leader!

[North Korean Teens @dprkteens]

#Teens how do you #feel about the #glorious #leader Kim Jong Un?

[North Korean Teens @dprkteens]

@GOPTeens Your #twitter was so inspirational, we decided to make our own! Introducing #DPRKteens!