Derek Prosser

Long distance is a lie teenagers tell each other to get laid the summer before college.

[klüg @jklug412]

Found the Bears OC’s dad in Pittsburgh and he’s a Packers fan! #bears #packers #footballguy @BarstoolBigCat @PardonMyTake @Billyhottakes

[Derek Prosser @dprosser06]

Just redownloaded twitter for this: @MitchTowsley named his dog Barney

[Big Cat @BarstoolBigCat]

The year is 2078 : Joc Pederson steps to the plate needing 2 home runs to beat Vlad Jr in the 2019 Home Run Derby

[Derek Prosser @dprosser06]

VLADDDD have a few beers... oh wait

[Big Cat @BarstoolBigCat]

Oh almost forgot. Came in with a sense of humor

[Big Cat @BarstoolBigCat]

Life just got very real.

Lil Cat and Mom are happy and healthy. For the first time in my life I didn��t have any wiseass jokes. Cried a little and let out a soft “oh fuck”

[adidas US Football @adidasFballUS]

LEAVE NO DOUBT.

There’s no offseason for @JamesConner_. This man is built for the bright lights 💪

#teamadidas

[Playmaker TD 🏈 @playmakerTD]

The Raiders will be featured on Hard Knocks on HBO while most of their games are still going to be featured on Comedy Central this season

[Big Cat @BarstoolBigCat]

Canadian nice is a myth! Turns out they’re asshole sports fans just like the rest of us

[Conor McGregor @TheNotoriousMMA]

If Tom Cruise is man enough to accept this challenge,
McGregor Sports and Entertainment will host the bout.
Does Cruise have the sprouts to fight, like he does in the movies?
Stay tuned to find out!

[KFC @KFCBarstool]

YOU THINK THE MOST CLUTCH GUY ALIVE IS GONNA DIE FROM A SINGLE GUNSHOT??? You better bring more than that to stop Big Motherfuckin Papi!

[Barstool Pitt @StoolPitt]

Not much of a battle...

[Barstool Pitt @StoolPitt]

1-7 in Conference play? Lol we’ll see you back in Charlotte

[James Holzhauer @James_Holzhauer]

Hey, I know plenty of 74-year-olds who are still watching.

[James Holzhauer @James_Holzhauer]

From reddit u/maximompower

[James Holzhauer @James_Holzhauer]

Sure, I could stick around and play a game that pays me $150,000 per hour, but I'd really rather get toys thrown at my crotch for free

[James Holzhauer @James_Holzhauer]

To @KenJennings : You win this round. But if Jeopardy ever gives me 43 second chance games, look out!

[James Holzhauer @James_Holzhauer]

"James will eventually beat himself by flubbing one of his big bets.” Nope, James got his ass kicked straight up by an elite player who nailed her own big bets.

[Derek Prosser @dprosser06]

@James_Holzhauer noooo 😭😭 Why didn’t you bet it allll?!

[National Geographic @NatGeo]

Too often, the wildlife tourism industry caters to people's love of animals, but leads to suffering behind the scenes #NatGeoWildlifeTourism