Deputy Mayor, Awkward City

avuncular, laconic, hopeful?

[Hamilton Nolan @hamiltonnolan]

It is extremely important to the entire United States of America that tomorrow night at the Knicks game they show Trump on the big screen and everyone boos and then they immediately show Zohran on the big screen and everyone cheers. Please have this teed up @TheGarden

[Robin Hanson @robinhanson]

They call it "pre-boarding" but they don't fool me. I can see that it is actual boarding.

[Audrey Kaufman @KaufmanAudrey]

This what companies adopting AI sound like

[Gary Bernhardt @garybernhardt]

No one could have known that telling programmers "spend as much money as possible on this new agent technology; whoever spends the most money wins!" would result in companies spending too much money on this new technology.

[Dan Pfeiffer @danpfeiffer]

1. It's hard to imagine anyone handling anything worse than Ken Martin handled the DNC autopsy. It was a disaster of his own making, and it's sufficient evidence that he is not the right person to lead the DNC at this time.

[Kristel 💙🧡 @kristelxo]

Being 43 is wild. People your age are living completely different lives.

Some are grandparents. Some are raising toddlers. Some are newly divorced. Some are newly engaged. Some haven’t slept in three years. Some are in St. Tropez posting Aperol spritzes from a yacht.

Some look 25.
Some look like they personally remember the invention of Tupperware.

Nobody got the same assignment.

[Addy Osmani @addyosmani]

https://t.co/jKCIAEzai7

[Deputy Mayor, Awkward City @dpschwartz81]

@mattpocockuk just now

[machine gun kelly reichardt @LingoUnbound]

Every now and then I remember Tim Walz’s “they’re weird” campaign and how close the dems were to actually shifting the way people perceive the right in a very real way and then they just…stopped

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

I hate when people at work ask you what books you are reading for professional development. I am reading books to counteract the effects of being professionally developed. I am reading books that bring me back to being human.

[Ben Rhodes @brhodes]

In the best case scenario, Trump struck a deal to reopen a Strait that was open before the pointless war he started, with the IRGC demonstrating its control over the Strait and potentially extracting fees plus sanctions relief. Thousands of innocents - including hundreds of children - dead in Lebanon and Iran for no reason. U.S. troops killed and wounded. U.S. embassies and bases in the Middle East badly damaged. U.S. standing in the world obliterated. U.S. munitions badly depleted. Hundreds of billions spent. Prices up everywhere. More global economic fallout to come. Putin strengthened and enriched. Just a catastrophic situation even in the best of circumstances. A profoundly shameful episode in American history no matter what happens next.

[John Keim @john_keim]

If there’s a young actor named LeBron B James we could have an interesting debate in a few years.

[Dave † 🇬🇧🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🇺🇸🇮🇪🎸🎶 @daveguitarjones]

Just got hospitalized due to a peekaboo accident.

They put me in the ICU.

[Deputy Mayor, Awkward City @dpschwartz81]

@chesscom take take take

[kramerica industries @hepimp]

🎵Siiiimmmppllyyy…Havvviinnggg……a🎵

[Deputy Mayor, Awkward City @dpschwartz81]

@JennyENicholson i absolutely arrived at this post via https://t.co/7T0zeIgeRV

[⚚Sage @belikesagee]

there has been a british voice in my head saying “bit sad innit” for the past few weeks.

[hayd @haydroflask]

One thing nobody gives pigeons enough credit for is their ability to get out of the way in the sidewalk. A lot of you could learn a thing or two from them!!!