Agent Volo

100k in student loans just to work at a train station// pfp: @sockfunky_

[Agent Volo @dptagentvolo]

//refs with @agentguzma //

like and follow so guzma can get new clothes!💟

[Agent Volo @dptagentvolo]

does anyone know what this guys problem is?

[Agent Volo @dptagentvolo]

ladies… make sure your taser and vibrator are SEPARATE colors.😂😂😂

follow for more tips★

[Agent Volo @dptagentvolo]

@ChuunibyouMemes Delete this

[satoshi @hatojazz]

おねんね前に二人をマッサージ😊

[Wokeichi Pronoun @sockfunky_]

i dip my penis in the wendys frosty

[Agent Volo @dptagentvolo]

@NeetVolo //oh my god……….

[Agent Volo @dptagentvolo]

//sorry for inactivity!!! my brain is rotting and leaking out of my ears

[Agent Volo @dptagentvolo]

@NeetVolo //no but this is a funny coincidence

[Agent Volo @dptagentvolo]

//im six days late. LOL

[Agent Volo @dptagentvolo]

five things I enjoy and people who are cool to me

1. coke
2. waterproof eyeliner
3. those hard strawberry candies that every grandma has
4. More coke
5. cute little birds!

@agentguzma @spinelingit @DepotAgent

[Volo Ergost @HisuianRelic]

Five things I enjoy and 5 five ppl im forcing into this

1. documenting my research
2. bothering the island legendaries
3. bothering giratina
4. eating good food
5. mid afternoon naps

@hammerlockedin @dptagentvolo @NeetVolo @not_giratina @Dialgaadaman

[Emmet + Volo @Tra1nwreckers]

//New ref!

[Agent Volo @dptagentvolo]

@spinelingit is this the bubonic plague

[Agent Volo @dptagentvolo]

Tbh I’m okay with this!

[Agent Volo @dptagentvolo]

this is what they’re feeding us at the gear station

[Agent Volo @dptagentvolo]

fish and rice and egg with piss soup

[Agent Volo @dptagentvolo]

@spinelingit Can I have ten dollars

[Agent Volo @dptagentvolo]

@spinelingit yeah whatever

[Agent Volo @dptagentvolo]

idk neuter you

[volus @TortieCoonVolo]

What would you do if I suddenly climbed on top of you and started purring loudly?

[Debbie Downer @ANGELBABYBITTY]

This woman shit easy 💯