dougie

polyglot princess

[dougie @dqt]

chicken soup for the teenage sociopath

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i saw one of these over the Delaware bay. same spotlight and everything. the next day 2 giant military planes just circled the place where i saw it over and over. my family didn't really believe me. it so weird that something that breaks your fundamental model of the universe happens to you and you just kind of go on with your life like nothing happened

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commenting "who is the father?!?!" on every pic of a baby

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Every Time I Die is just a modern Tommy Tutone

[𝚂𝚌𝚘𝚝𝚝 𝙼𝚘𝚘𝚛𝚎 🌐 @RockstudCap42]

Just read the latest updates on Claudio Manuel Neves-Valente. The discussions around his work and impact are fascinating! Excited to see where this conversation goes next. #ClaudioManuelNevesValente

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in an attempt to argue my defense of the R slur i said "Medically-low IQs"

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professional school shooting survivor. this place sucks

[Zoe @zoeeweissman]

When I was 11, I told myself I’d never go through a school shooting.
When I was 12, I told myself it would never happen again.
Now I’m freshly 20, and I’ve once more been proven wrong.
First Parkland, now Brown University. My safe haven away from my trauma.

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@Combination_K is this a video game?

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The are making it Harder To Exit, You have To Push The Back Button even Harder For Longer to Exit Because They Want to Keep You Trapped For Advertising

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@losdrogas what are u gonna do?

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@econoflove @gerardrolanducb Where do you find out how much money you cost?

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i cost more money than you bc i'm better and you're regular

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one day you give someone a wet willy, pull ur finger out of their ear, and never give another one ever again 😔

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if we were a more enlightened people, Twitter would be each individual's personal Hadith

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slowly becoming obsessed with the Eritrea subreddit

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Tristam Shandy's Womens' Candy: Candy for Women

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forgotten piece of history: the classic children's nursery rhyme "I'm a Little Teapot" actually began in 1977 Cambodia by critics of the Khmer Rouge. it's modern legacy began years later in England as a mistranslation due to the extreme intellectual deficiencies of British children

[Khamenei.ir @khamenei_ir]

I went 2school w/a cloak since1st days;it was uncomfortable 2wear it in front f other kids,but I tried 2make up 4it by being naughty&playful

[Khamenei.ir @khamenei_ir]

Women are the manager of the home, not a servant for you to say, “Why didn’t you do this? Why didn’t you do that? Why isn’t the house clean?” A woman is like a flower. A flower must be cared for and protected, and she will enrich you with her color, fragrance, and qualities.

[dougie @dqt]

@ContraPoints this is so funny to me. billionaire international super spy, incredibly low IQ

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i love that the main selection criteria for an NFL announcer is "How good do you sound when you explode with childlike excitement?"