Dr4culito

Northern France, 1918

[Dr4culito @DR4CULITO]

White Plains heads be like “I know a spot” and take you to the cliffs

[John Bummit, PhD. @JohnBummit]

Went to Panda express, and didn't leave a tip. That's for pearl harbor, nigga! #RealNigga #NeverForget #911

[𝑱𝒖𝒏𝒊𝒐𝒓 ✞ @Juniorr21_]

"Congratulations! You got the job. You start at 7am on monday"

[Modern Notoriety @ModernNotoriety]

HUMAN MADE Inc. has announced the acquisition of UNDERCOVER 🤝

After more than 30 years of friendship and collaboration, NIGO and Jun Takahashi are bringing their brands together under one umbrella

[Pop Crave @PopCrave]

The legendary Celia Cruz has made history as the first Afro-Latina and primarily Spanish-language artist to be inducted into the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame.

[THE KID MERO 🇩🇴 @THEKIDMERO]

@jakepaul YOU GOT BEAT THE FUCK UP NIGGA SHUT UP 😂😂😂 IF NETFLIX TOLD YOU BAD BUNNY WAS GONNA WALK YOU OUT AT YOUR NEXT ASS WHIPPIN YOU WOULD BE WAVING A PR FLAG ON COMMAND 😂😂😂

[bum @BattleRapBum]

off a honeypack and nobody answerin the phone

[Simu Liu @SimuLiu]

ladies and gents, the director of sleeping dogs.

[Metsmerized Online @Metsmerized]

#ThankYouCena

[Leo | Sengoatku No. 1 @Leleo2211]

Chances of Oda adding Jack Sparrow to the manga increased? 👀He already drew a design

[dylan @narrenhut]

I waited eight and a half hours for this

[RAÚL @rauwalejandro]

mood: Mikooooo 💞

[SNY Mets @SNY_Mets]

🙏🙏🙏

[valvi 🦧 | VERÁ A BTS @svaljmkm]

#VMAs Best K-Pop Winner: "Mi niña bonita" Chino y Nacho.

[New York Mets @Mets]

Repost for your chance to win 4 tickets to the Hyundai Club for the Subway Series, courtesy of @moomoo!

Rules: https://t.co/1lRzq8Ynd9

[Doc  @DocAtCDI]

ICE officers stopped by our farm yesterday.

“We need to inspect your property for illegal aliens,” one of them said.

I replied, “Alright, but whatever you do, don’t go into that field over there.”

The officer in charge exploded.

“Mister, I have the authority of the federal government behind me!” he barked, reaching into his back pocket. He yanked out a badge and shoved it in my face.

“See this fucking badge? This badge means I can go wherever I want on ANY land. No questions asked, no answers given. Am I clear? Do you understand?”

I nodded politely and said, “Be my guest.”

Then I went back to my chores.

About ten minutes later, I heard screaming. I looked up and saw six ICE agents running for their lives, being chased by my big, mean, old bull. And with every step, that bull was closing in. Fast.

It looked like they were about to get gored for sure.

So I dropped my tools, ran over to the fence, and shouted at the top of my lungs:

“YOUR BADGE! SHOW HIM YOUR FUCKING BADGE!”

[RAÚL @rauwalejandro]

me acuerdo de esas noches de San Juan 🌴

[Benito Antonio @sanbenito]

todos tenemos un defecto...

pero tu tienes como 5

[Sam Westfall @samwstfall]

Please be a blonde SEC graduate wearing OnClouds.