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just trying to live the gamer life as a dad

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If your group chats don’t look like this well then sorry but mine are with @NinoGrebovic @LankyDragoon

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@motorolashawty7 Shout out to the chill zone at our church that I put together…. I HAD TWO N64s and then I had NONE when I had the idea

[Chuck Bass @ChuckFBass]

For all the casuals that missed everything that happened this NFL off-season, here's a quick recap

1. Dianna Russini was riding the dick off of Mike Vrabel for scoops

2. Every sports account is a prediction market affiliate

3. The Rams took a QB at 13 that McVay hates

4. Banner year for DUIs. Tony Romo embraced his inner Cowboy with one. Kyle Shanahan embraced his inner 49er by getting out of one. I think Jordan Addison had like 6

5. Stefon Diggs choked the shit out of his chef that he was banging then got 12 million from the Commanders who love that shit. The tried to trade for Josh Jacobs for the same reason.

6. Brandon Aiyuk became a role model to everyone who ever wanted to be a CTE influencer

7. ESPN fired everyone cool except Matt Miller who lost his arm then even more tragically was outed as a scammer

8. Aaron Rodgers reconciled with his family for attention

9. Falcons have two left handed QBs (Penix, Tua) with zero right brain cells

10. Tom Brady went off the deep end

11. Dolphins held tryouts from local citizens of Miami for every position

12. The 49ers electrical substation became sentient and went full Widow's Bay

13. Travis Kelce married an older woman. Rashee Rice missed the wedding because he was in jail for having a shitty knee or something

14. The NFL can eject players from games even when referees missed something (the DK Metcalf rule)

15. Everyone that tore an ACL or dislocated something is somehow on track to play Week 1

16. The fat kid from Superbad is going to kick your ass

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@zastelatv Nice

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@shitpost_2049 The holy trinity of wallet, phone and keys

[internet hall of fame @InternetH0F]

Gaslighting final boss

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@motorolashawty7 Just give into the single life as soon as you do that, you’ll find a shawty. Don’t want. Just say good luck

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@n0tsteven People who can’t back into a parking spots have lesser goals in life my man! Start backing in!

[Alex Friedman 🤠 @heyalexfriedman]

Men are funny because you can ask one what his best friend does for work and he’ll be like “I don’t know” meanwhile they’ve known each other for 20 years and talk every day

[K👁🌲🐺🌲 @Kgformvp211]

If you don’t understand why people don’t like OKC

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@motorolashawty7 Homie if you wanna while naked see god, smoke the grossest weed or have your entire life ruined find you one and hold on

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@RedWebPod

[⸉ᴳAbhay⸆⸉ @SGxTS_abhay]

Streets saying the Annabelle doll got lost

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@motorolashawty7 30s/40s women are the gem my friend go with maximum unmatched

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@stephenasmith

[lasttakeshow @lasttakeshow]

Can Jalen Brunson & the NY Knicks SWEEP
the Boston Celtics? #NBAPlayoffs

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@mollyhannahm @stephenasmith

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@motorolaphone99 Fell to my KNEES SCREAMING in the Chinese restaurant when I saw the end of the game!

[Brandon @clickthatfollow]

How you win matters, what you do after losing matters.

Creating a superteam in an already weak conference in your prime should always be a disqualification from GOAT discussions.

Kobe didn't run after losing to the Celtics in 2008, he ran it back and got his revenge in 2010 vs Boston.

He won back to back championships w/o Shaq, He won w/o a superteam and top75 teammates, he actually elevated his teammates and didn't make them change up their game.

Paul Pierce acknowledges how great Pau was because they ran thru him in 2008 and but saw a major difference in his attitude and mentality in the 2010 Finals.

LeBron James here is talking about how great the Celtics were with 4 All-Stars but he had to run to a Finals MVP and another top 5 member of his draft class to start winning rings.

Kobe was the opposite and left free rings on the table with Shaq in order to cement his own legacy.

This fact alone will never put LeBron above Kobe in the all-time standings.

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@motorolaphone99 No you don’t they all false

[Tony X @soIoucity]

Dear God.