𝐎𝐏𝐈𝐒𝐓𝐇𝐎𝐓𝐎𝐍𝐔𝐒

ʙᴜᴅᴅɪɴɢ ᴅᴏᴄᴛᴏʀ, ᴀɴᴅʀᴇᴡ ʜᴜʙᴇʀᴍᴀɴɴ, ᴄɪɴᴇᴍᴀ, ꜱᴀɴ ᴀɴᴛᴏɴɪᴏ ꜱᴘᴜʀꜱ, ᴛʀᴀᴄᴋ ᴀɴᴅ ꜰɪᴇʟᴅ, ᴍᴀɴᴄʜᴇꜱᴛᴇʀ ᴜɴɪᴛᴇᴅ ᴀɴᴅ ᴛʜᴇ ɴᴇᴛʜᴇʀʟᴀɴᴅꜱ .

[𝐎𝐏𝐈𝐒𝐓𝐇𝐎𝐓𝐎𝐍𝐔𝐒 @dr__bock]

tad late but these are my fave 2023 piano tunes. soft and hype, 15 tracks only
https://t.co/eYt8gvmloD

[Not Steven @NotSteven01]

“For a little more, you get Diomande”

[Sole Woyinka @_littlehuman_]

E no get wetin Dostoyevsky and Tolstoy never experience for this life.

[leonidas @onlyonekhalid_]

“you’re making noise sir”
“i’m making noise? eeeeeeeeeeeeeiiiiiii”

😭😭😭😭

[Daniel @General_D__]

when relegated wolves go submit their own 100M for alvarez?

[Adam @AdamJoseph]

If Christopher Vivell manages to sign Aurelien Tchouameni this summer alongside Mateus Fernandes & Ederson, that is a midfield rebuild equal to the attacking signings of 2025.

What he has done for Manchester United's recruitment has been transformative & will be long lasting.

[Sagar @Sagar_kr_Maity]

Imagine writing a PhD thesis so foundational that the title is literally just the name of the entire field of study.

​Paul Dirac, 1926: "Quantum Mechanics."

[Hana 🧡 @HanaHoops]

This is literally the rookiest rookie of all time 😭

[The Anonymous Nobody @el_budget]

I’ll root for Al Qaeda if Chet is wearing that USA across his chest in 2028

[💎 @TJayyyy_1]

It was all good when La Liga and Serie A were dominating, and the PL had to fend for itself

Now they want us to feel bad for them #HardLuck

[sipsi @garibansipsi]

bugün gördüğüm en komik tweet

[Naz🍀🍀 @Poeticmedic1]

The social anxiety of approaching someone who's having the worst time of their lives for study purposes

The social anxiety of having to tell a man 3 times your age that you'll have to pass a gloved finger through his rectum for study purposes

The social anxiety of warding off angry patient relatives that want to fight you

The anxiety of risking looking like a sexual deviant because you're asking a woman your age questions related to her sexual history

The anxiety of throwing yourself in a situation where you're the one in charge and you have the responsibility of guiding everyone to cooperate with you even before you've touched a license

The anxiety of having to stay in control of the situation while applying everything you've learned for the past 5 years in the space of 20 minutes

The list is so long

[Today Years Old @todayyearsold]

This is what actual range looks like because this dude has been in Marvel, Star Trek, LOTR, The Boys, Doom, Judge Dredd and somehow none of his characters feel like the same actor

[Aidan Simardone @AidanSimardone]

In response America asked Iran to apologize

[. @carterdalast]

I’m tired of Nigerian Artists putting South African artists on the global map while they continue being xenophobic to Nigerians

[Formular™ @MrChelsealad02]

The full video😂😂😂😂😂

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

🚨🇳🇱 OFFICIAL: Netherlands release their World Cup squad. 🏆

[Ash 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🇨🇼 @theashrb]

I am screaminggggg 😭

[Kamal @iKamalAb]

Scientists naming monoclonal antibodies really be throwing random letters together and calling it a day.

[Marc Lamont Hill @marclamonthill]

This is a dumb argument. 3 year olds also fight.

[S @316simsim]

It’s a whole different world out there man