goose, MD

*NOT A DOCTOR* Sports Guy. Connoisseur of the arts

[Big Cat @BarstoolBigCat]

Peter Kiss is in the Zone

[Dave Portnoy @stoolpresidente]

Update: I like Bryant

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

Peter Kiss is the definition of the guy you hate to play against and love to play with @stoolbenchmob

[Tom Brady @TomBrady]

I played for the name on the front of my jersey and the name on the back of my jersey. I played for my friends, my family & our community - every single one of you - that have given me what I have today.

I love you all. Thank you ALL for making this incredible journey possible

[Adam Schefter @AdamSchefter]

Tom Brady is retiring from football after 22 extraordinary seasons, multiple sources tell @JeffDarlington and me.

More coming on https://t.co/rDZaVFhcDQ.

[goose, MD @dr__goose]

https://t.co/T5Yh6V1CZr

[goose, MD @dr__goose]

Charlotte from charlottes web vs the itsy bitsy spider in a twerk off who wins

[goose, MD @dr__goose]

You’re worried about a bag I’m worried about the FBI raiding my house for getting drunk and directing their mainframe to the Chuck E. Cheese website

[goose, MD @dr__goose]

I asked my mom for a ride home from the airport and she sent me a text saying “no friends + ratio”

[goose, MD @dr__goose]

This is a cum joke

[goose, MD @dr__goose]

Tryna find a German girl and make her my little yogurt covered pretzel

[goose, MD @dr__goose]

Lost to my sister in fantasy football and she sent me a video of her doing the griddy 😒🤕

[goose, MD @dr__goose]

Prove it 😈😅

[goose, MD @dr__goose]

I think my girl has up syndrome cuz she won’t go down on me

[goose, MD @dr__goose]

Did you know that Jeff Bezos could give $1 billion to every person in the world and still be a billionaire?? 😳#themoreyouknow #spreadtheword #sharethewealth #smoothhead

[goose, MD @dr__goose]

Fucked my teacher in 8th grade. Home school was fuckin tight

[goose, MD @dr__goose]

This tweet would’ve done numbies if not for the typo 😭

[goose, MD @dr__goose]

You know it’s a good shit when you straight up have to your clothes off

[goose, MD @dr__goose]

If he drives a Kia his backshots are WEAK

[goose, MD @dr__goose]

Kinda fucked up they made us learn how to give road head in drivers Ed