Avi Rodriguez

random thoughts sometimes come up on twitter ♊

[Avi Rodriguez @dr_aviously]

My @LylaSofia turns 14 tomorrow. I'm not ok.

That's it. That's my tweet.

[Avi Rodriguez @dr_aviously]

I'm waiting outside a breakfast spot and a woman walks in...she says, "holy shit it's busy" *opens restaurant door* "holy shit it's loud"
Ma'am it's Sunday morning at a brunch spot in Palm Desert, what do you expect?!

[Avi Rodriguez @dr_aviously]

@americanamemes @goldenvoice @CampfireChic you?

[Avi Rodriguez @dr_aviously]

Breakfast food is elite.

[Avi Rodriguez @dr_aviously]

Went to target because I ran out of deodorant...I just pulled into my driveway realizing I didn't get deodorant 🤦🏽‍♀️ Why does Target always do that to me?!

[Avi Rodriguez @dr_aviously]

Excited to see @cristela9 tonight in San Diego! My first solo comedy show.

[Avi Rodriguez @dr_aviously]

Louder for the people in the back!

[Megan Huston @__meganhuston]

Dear campus colleagues: I know the return of the mask mandate may be annoying, but you can’t complain students aren’t wearing them if you aren’t either. #TheEnd 😷

[Avi Rodriguez @dr_aviously]

Thank you @ThisFoolHulu for making my COVID quarantining super enjoyable! Been LOLing all day 😂

[Avi Rodriguez @dr_aviously]

“Even strong leaders are weak” #overheardinTheOffice

[Avi Rodriguez @dr_aviously]

@tamrajudgeOC @el_chico_dorado

[Avi Rodriguez @dr_aviously]

Today is Lyla’s first day of 8th grade…I couldn’t sleep AT ALL last night. I don’t know why I’m so nervous, and now my stomach hurts. Where has the time gone?! My baby is not a baby anymore 🥹

[Avi Rodriguez @dr_aviously]

@gatinarios @el_chico_dorado

[Avi Rodriguez @dr_aviously]

Idk why I checked my work email while I'm on vacation...now I put myself in a bad mood.

[Avi Rodriguez @dr_aviously]

That bottle of wine made me sleepy…how am I gonna sit through this comedy show?! 🙃

[Avi Rodriguez @dr_aviously]

I had two vodka’s for lunch…now I’m super sleepy.

[Avi Rodriguez @dr_aviously]

Local access to the CSUSB Palm Desert Campus was instrumental to my success. Thank you CA legislators for supporting the expansion of our campus and building a pathway for generations to come. #csusbalumni #HigherEducation #CSUSBPalmDesert #CABudget

[Avi Rodriguez @dr_aviously]

Can confirm.

[ErykahBadoula @fatbellybella]

You kiss the wrong frog when you see all guys as potential Princes.

[Avi Rodriguez @dr_aviously]

Out on a solo dinner tonight... I always find it humorous that restaurants do the most and REMOVE everyTHING from the table when you say, "party of one"

[Avi Rodriguez @dr_aviously]

Can boomers stop telling us that we should be grateful to get job offers? I heard a woman say “what an ingrate” when someone declined a job offer because the pay was too low. We need to normalize livable wages and stop criticizing folks who ask for more money.