k-Gonzo 🟢

former member of slime mold twitter back from extended hiatus

[k-Gonzo 🟢 @Dr_Clabe]

unpopular fact: doing heroin is safer than unprotected hookups

[k-Gonzo 🟢 @Dr_Clabe]

The only aspects of Apple‘s business brought into question are those apparent to the average consumer. This isn’t about sustainability, this is Chicken Soup for the Western Liberal Soul. And it features all the trappings of such a propaganda piece.

[k-Gonzo 🟢 @Dr_Clabe]

Note how they don’t address the depletion of rare materials used in computing components, the human or environmental costs of extracting said materials, or the emissions of overseas factories and recycling facilities.

[Tim Cook @tim_cook]

At Apple, we believe that climate change is one of the world’s most urgent priorities and we are deeply committed to doing our part. Today we had a special guest—a real force of nature—stop by to check on our progress.

[k-Gonzo 🟢 @Dr_Clabe]

the man’s a clown but there is this issue of millennials getting paid 85-100k salaries for doing more or less nothing

[Ken Klippenstein @kenklippenstein]

Property developer and CEO Tim Gurner: "We need to see unemployment rise. Unemployment has to jump 40, 50 percent in my view. We need to see pain in the economy. We need to remind people that they work for the employer, not the other way around."

[k-Gonzo 🟢 @Dr_Clabe]

@Rambling_Ace @Gilbertbelieve2 Yeah but winning an award implies a sort of enduring achievement. You can no longer play Overwatch, but you can still enjoy Uncharted 4 just as it existed in 2016.

[k-Gonzo 🟢 @Dr_Clabe]

@adcedere @MegatronElliott OH. You mean like the concept of…. A fifteen minute city??

[k-Gonzo 🟢 @Dr_Clabe]

@morethan5charas i looked it up and it seems like the guy is just repeating what he read on some travel blog lol

[k-Gonzo 🟢 @Dr_Clabe]

@morethan5charas and uh correct me if im wrong but i believe there is no town named Bemalte Fassaden?

[k-Gonzo 🟢 @Dr_Clabe]

@morethan5charas this just looks like colorado

[k-Gonzo 🟢 @Dr_Clabe]

@morethan5charas the chad hungarian lard enjoyer

[k-Gonzo 🟢 @Dr_Clabe]

my boss told me that i should be drinking a lot today because of the heat, so when i got off work i went to the pub and ordered 3 pints

[k-Gonzo 🟢 @Dr_Clabe]

people posting side by sides of starfield and other games as if bethesda’s vanilla textures arent consistently shit

[Outsideness @Outsideness]

@samswoora Whatever China does seems to work.

[k-Gonzo 🟢 @Dr_Clabe]

yes in france and italy especially it is very fashionable to imbibe fluids extracted from putrescent grapes. they are backward peoples for sure but their practices should be respected.

[k-Gonzo 🟢 @Dr_Clabe]

goth merkel
goth merkel

[k-Gonzo 🟢 @Dr_Clabe]

@morethan5charas i always try to play this game but i never get past the part where you have to click the button to download it

[k-Gonzo 🟢 @Dr_Clabe]

the van dyke beard is probably the most aesthetic facial hair style but the truth is most people cannot pull it off

[Jane Altoids @staticbluebat]

if you're going to dress like this you need to make music that is a little more interesting than something that plays while shopping at Walgreens

[k-Gonzo 🟢 @Dr_Clabe]

@_Do0p its like the episode of the sopranos where tony goes to tour colleges with his daughter. total snoozefest 🥱😴

[k-Gonzo 🟢 @Dr_Clabe]

ive made a good number of funny posts, but its not until i dunk on french canadians that i have a tweet singlehandedly have me gain several followers and break outside of my mutuals for interactions. the people have spoken.