Jane Altoids

I’m very famous. Beloved by people the world over for my stunning insights into the human condition. Broke Poet. Co-host of @pacino_pod with @kaliebud

[Jane Altoids @staticbluebat]

i am the last living celebrity

[Jane Altoids @staticbluebat]

@WyattDuncan Can’t wait for the next sale in 3 years

[The Film Stage 📽 @TheFilmStage]

We're thrilled to share an exclusive clip from Louise Weard's Castration Movie ⅗ Year of the Hyaena.

This latest installment in @weardjupiter's modern epic-in-the-making premieres at Chicago's @musicboxtheatre on December 2nd ahead of a global theatrical tour.

[sugar gay @SeanMcGann98]

Every Daily Mail article right now:

Arthur Alcantar III, beloved TV star of “Man in Brownface”, BBC’s longest-running sitcom, investigated for molesting 276 children

[bro @scrungeonmaster]

i calculated all known instances of people setting the trans community forward/back in time and it averages out such that it places us circa september 11th, 2001. buckle up

[Jane Altoids @staticbluebat]

@TheGayChingy I’m asking this right now

[Nea "Dracula" Ching @TheGayChingy]

Many are asking this

[passed out drunk at the steamboat Arabia museum @GarlicCorgi]

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[Jane Altoids @staticbluebat]

@loves0fablonde She lives in the tv and is trying to get out

[Jane Altoids @staticbluebat]

Looking like a mess but that’s ok

[OhhhNoItsJames @OhhhNoItsJames1]

The fact there were five future world champions among the Rosebuds and Adam Rose was not one of them is ridiculously funny.

And that's before we even get to him being overshadowed by a Bunny.

(Also he was a bitchy gossip columnist for a few weeks in 2015 for no reason)

[Jane Altoids @staticbluebat]

Why did the WWE have a Russell Brand character? No one knows

[Jane Altoids @staticbluebat]

Remembering Adam Rose, the wrestler clearly modeled off of Russell Brand

[Sofia Coppium @indianloonie]

TV tropes page for Russell Brand the day before the conviction was announced is insane

[don hertzfeldt @donhertzfeldt]

through a special partnership with our friends at vimeo, we're pleased to be able to share "paper trail" with you online, for free, for a limited time ❤

[logan ashley @transhorrors]

my sleepaway camp retelling where a camp full of trans kids fighting to survive a slasher is available to request on netgalley 🫵🏻

[emerson borakove @EmersonsBorako1]

Okay Prairie Princess is opening for Wolf Parade on February 6th in LA and February 7th in San Francisco. Please come and buy tickets and such

[im ave @tsve_]

tree I rendered powerless with just my mind abilities

[Jane Altoids @staticbluebat]

@mags_mclaugh @mumble_sauce she has horrible instincts like genuinely horrible and people always forget that until she reminds them again