Dr. Ducks

It's probably fine.

[Dr. Ducks @dr_ducks]

At MILE-3,Tot. Time 38:50,Pace 12:56,Est. Fin. Time: 40:07,Est. Arrival: 09:16:25 AM,BIB 7894,@RaceJoy Madison Turkey Trot 5K

[Dr. Ducks @dr_ducks]

At FINISH,Finish Tot. Time 39:18,Pace 12:40,Arrival Time: 09:15:36 AM,BIB 7894,@RaceJoy Madison Turkey Trot 5K

[Dr. Ducks @dr_ducks]

I started the race at: 08:36:18 AM,BIB 7894,@RaceJoy Madison Turkey Trot 5K,Updates provided by Madison Turkey Trot

[Dr. Ducks @dr_ducks]

I've never used twitter correctly and i guess now is as good a time as any to just like. Stop.

[Dr. Ducks @dr_ducks]

Alyssa: "Come to me, my child. Drink from your mother's flaccid penis."

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Amanda: "I just want to ride Michael Palin and see how fast he is."

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Anna (Sora): "Why are you being difficult?!" Mack (Ren): "I am out of spell slots!" #DnD #DungeonsAndDragons

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Amanda, to Alyssa (who is in the bathroom): "WHAT ARE YOU POOPING THIS CLOSE TO MIDNIGHT FOR?!" #HappyNewYear

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Greg (talking about toll booths): "All i got is a bunch of ones. It looks like I've been to the titty house!"

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Overheard at training class: "Ohhh, good girl, Cheryl!...or whatever this dog's name is...dog!" #WhoNamesTheirDogCheryl

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Katy P: "...and the worst part is, i'm allergic to cinnamon! It makes welts in my mouth. I still eat it..." #OverheardInTheOffice

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Michelle: "This is gonna sound bad, but...don't you think things were better when we had the mob around?"

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Harpreet: "You don't need physical personnel files, it's all on Facebook, GRANDPA!"

[Dr. Ducks @dr_ducks]

Anna: "What do i owe you?" Trevor: "Let me think..." Loosk: "I mean she'll let you motorboat her." T: "Um." A: "What? My boobs are awesome. Ask Mack." Mack: "It's fun." #MondayNightDebauchery #motorboat

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Amanda, playing Tony Hawk: "Get it get it get it...nooooo! Why can't my dead body grab things?!"

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Anna B: "My cat is more popular than me." Sherry: "You should clone him." #OverheardAtWork

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Amanda, playing Tony Hawk: "I'm having fun." [starts a new run, immediately beefs a trick] "CUNT!"

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Christi: "At Gencon, i overheard a mom say to her kid, 'Listen, there are thousands of moms here being called mom by thousands of kids. If you want my attention, you have to use the words we discussed.' And the kid was like, 'Mom. I don't like making those noises.'" @hoosiernpc

[Dr. Ducks @dr_ducks]

Loosk: "'Failed to log in' my ass!" Trevor: "'Log in my ass...'" Christi: "DON'T log in my ass! I had a log in my ass, then i pooped it."

[Christina @HoosierNPC]

Trevor to Alyssa: "Let me scream social constructs at your head!"
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